Uh... Help?

[Will Bozarth]

...you caused that much smoke by cooking sausage?

I stand next to my food whenever I'm making it, to make sure it comes out just right. You fail at being a future housewife.

 

[azal]

seriously, your ironing, vacuuming and felating game better be on point if you plan on tying the knot.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

K, Mom.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Pft. Some smell won't kill him. If smells killed, NoLordy would never be able to invite anyone over

although, during his two visits here, i never once heard nor smelled a fart. may need to ask samantha though, since he stayed at her house. he could have gotten them out before we came over.

 

[Chromatose]

He didn't want to harm us.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

K, Mom.

lolz

 

[Dead Winter]

K, Mom.

@ your mom telling you your blow jobs better be good if you want to be married, LOLZ!!!!

Azal, that was classic, man...I think I'm gonna sig that one.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

@ your mom telling you your blow jobs better be good if you want to be married, LOLZ!!!!

 

[Captain Beard]

although, during his two visits here, i never once heard nor smelled a fart. may need to ask samantha though, since he stayed at her house. he could have gotten them out before we came over.

He didn't want to harm us.

I did fart, but they were mild. I didn't blow anything major at Samantha's place either. I DID ask for room spray that time I crapped at her place in May, though, remember?

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Good luck trying to get my mom to say that. The comment was directed at the fact that my mom is always trying to get me to be more domestic. She complains that rarely clean my room or the house and can't cook worth crap.

 

[Captain Beard]

Will she spay you and give you a collar as well?

 

[Jace_Mereel]

No spaying. She still believes that one day she'll have human grandbabies. A collar... meh kinda weird. I make her sound crazy, she's really a great mom.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I DID ask for room spray that time I crapped at her place in May, though, remember?

yeah I remember that.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Good luck trying to get my mom to say that. The comment was directed at the fact that my mom is always trying to get me to be more domestic. She complains that rarely clean my room or the house and can't cook worth crap.

Well, I could teach you how to cook. Cleaning is out of the question, though.

 

[neal]

seriously, your ironing, vacuuming and felating game better be on point if you plan on tying the knot.

fo' real!

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Well, I could teach you how to cook. Cleaning is out of the question, though.

I'll just hire you as my cook. You can cook the sausage.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Honestly though, you really aren't making yourself seem very marketable.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Well Wolfy, I have a great personality, see the best in people, and enjoy long walks on the beach. I'm not here to market myself, silly.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

good teeth, hard worker, doesn't fight back...

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Yeah, we'll see how far that great personality gets you.