United Abominations...

derek

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MEGADETH: 'United Abominations' Lyrics Contest Over; Full Lyrics Available - Sep. 3, 2006

According to a posting on the MEGADETH fan site Rattlehead HQ, Liam Robinson (MEGADETH forums username: "Jotun") was the first MEGADETH forums user to correctly guess all of the lyrics to the title track of the band's upcoming album, "United Abominations" as part of a contest which was launched in July. Liam wins a ESP LTD DV-200 and a phone call from MEGADETH mainman Dave Mustaine.

The complete lyrics to "United Abominations" are as follows:

United Abominations
(Music and Lyrics Dave Mustaine)

Less than five miles from Ground Zero sits an international hotbed, the United "Abominations" as it were. Created to prevent wars and promote peace, it failed to address the most dangerous threats facing the world.

In a mire of hypocrisy, bribes, kickbacks, and corruption, the U.N. enables terrorism, and ignores sex crimes by its peacekeepers. The U.N. is where our so-called allies undermine us, and we pay 22% of their tab to host our enemies here at home.

Ambassadors from dirt-poor countries enjoy luxurious, tax-free Manhattan lifestyles, turning children into sex-slaves and enjoy Diplomatic immunity. It's a complete and utter disgrace, a blot on the face of humanity, and they get away with it.

Poverty in their kitchens
Held hostage by oil-for-food
Yet their own plates are full off the fat of their lands
There's no blood on their hands, right Kojo?
They promised to tell the truth
Without leaving a fingerprint, but
They will lose the U.N. one way or another
The victim, I fear will be us, sisters and brothers

The U.N. is right; you can't be any more "un"
Than you are right now, the U.N. is undone
Another mushroom cloud, another smoking gun
The threat is real, the Locust King has come
Don't tell me the truth; I don't like what they've done
Just give me ammo for the United Abominations

A grave and gathering danger
The decision to attack
Based on secret intelligence it'll take years
I fear to undo the failings in Iraq
You may bury the bodies
But you can't bury the crimes only
Fools stand up and really lay down their arms
No, not me, not when Death lasts forever

The U.N. is right; you can't be any more "un"
Than you are right now, the U.N. is undone
Another mushroom cloud, another smoking gun
The threat is real, the Locust King has come
Don't tell me the truth; I don't like what they've done
Just give me ammo for the United Abominations

"The U.N. writes resolution after resolution and has become irrelevant through inaction and totalitarian paralysis,"
"Order, Order!!!"
"Ha! There is no such thing as order"
"Larry, it's true, reports confirm today that the United Nations has officially closed its doors forever,"
"Well, I just don't see what all the fuss is, because they don't do anything anyway, do they?"

The U.N. is right; you can't be any more "un"
Than you are right now, the U.N. is undone
Another mushroom cloud, another smoking gun
The threat is real, the Locust King has come
Don't tell me the truth; I don't like what they've done
Just give me ammo for the United Abominations

NATO invaded Yugoslavia to end ethnic cleansing, there was no U.N.
The U.S. invaded Afghanistan after 9/11, there was no U.N.
Saddam Hussein violated 17 U.N. resolutions; The U.N. was asked to join the war in Iraq. The U.S. invaded, Ha! there was no U.N.
Libya bombed a discotheque in Berlin killing Americans, there was no U.N.
Iran funds any terrorist organization it can, and attacked the U.S. in the seventies, there was no stinking U.N.
Facing War without end, looking into the future, there was no more U.N.


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Uh. Thoughts?

Someone on blabbermouth said DM is the most overdramatic ass working in music. I tend to agree after this silly tirade. :erk:
 
These lyrics are absurd and disgusting.

Though I'm even more disgusted that he didn't rhyme "hon'" with "'un"

For Example:

The U.N. is right; you can't be any more "un"
Than you are right now, the U.N. is undone

would work much better as:

The U.N. is right; you can't be any more "un"
Than you are right now, the U.N.'s undone, hon'!

The typical american loves to have his daily coffee and toast at an ol' fashioned diner, with waitresses past their prime using similar slang. It will strike a chord in the heart of the people! Get off your high horse, Dave! Your highfalutin politico-mumbo-jumbo will not start the revolution you desire with this!
 
Chromatose said:
These lyrics are absurd and disgusting.

Though I'm even more disgusted that he didn't rhyme "hon'" with "'un"

For Example:

The U.N. is right; you can't be any more "un"
Than you are right now, the U.N. is undone

would work much better as:

The U.N. is right; you can't be any more "un"
Than you are right now, the U.N.'s undone, hon'!

The typical american loves to have his daily coffee and toast at an ol' fashioned diner, with waitresses past their prime using similar slang. It will strike a chord in the heart of the people! Get off your high horse, Dave! Your highfalutin politico-mumbo-jumbo will not start the revolution you desire with this!

I like that idea. More American colloqualisms to bring about more-fucking-rhyming is what Dave should be thinking about.

I'm annoyed at how poor this lyrical effort is. I think he just took a useless anti-UN, pro-US, ever-so-slightly right wing speech, applied his handy thesaurus and churned out this. :erk:
 
It's not so much that. It's mainly that Mustaine is a vapid narcissist and I find it hard to take anything he does seriously.

For me, poor lyrics or blatant bullshit can put me off a song, regardless of the musical content.
 
Mostly, I particularly could not care less what the lyrics are about, however Mustaine can really fuck up a song with the sound bites he tosses in, and I have a feeling the

"The U.N. writes resolution after resolution and has become irrelevant through inaction and totalitarian paralysis,"
"Order, Order!!!"
"Ha! There is no such thing as order"
"Larry, it's true, reports confirm today that the United Nations has officially closed its doors forever,"
"Well, I just don't see what all the fuss is, because they don't do anything anyway, do they?"

will be one of those things where I cringe when I hear it, which will sufficiently cheese up the song.
 
You know, I'd join Derek and Derick in insulting the vapid lyrics and absolutely horrible soundbites which Mustaine insists on forcing into every song, but honestly...OH NO, THE NEW MEGADETH SUCKS. Color me shocked and appalled.

Album after this will probably have a laugh track.
 
Well, to be fair it was not already a foregone conclusion that this record would suck.

I can put up with a reasonable level of vapid and insipid lyricism, but I just wanted to say, Mustaine is taking the fucking piss with this one.