Universal quotes

[Karldin]

Found some cool quotes about the nature of the universe. Ok, so
it was a boring day, but it's better than doing nothing. Sort of,
anyway.


"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side and it
holds the universe together."
- Carl Zwanzig

"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers
exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly
disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has
already happened"
- Douglas Adams

"Only wo things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein

"In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot
of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
- Douglas Adams

"Programming today is a race betweensoftware engineers
striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the
universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the
universe is winning."
- Rich Cook

"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the
universe is that it has never tried to contact us."
- Calvin & Hobbes (Tommy & Tiger'n)

 

[DeadWinterDead]

Nice quotes! And GREAT song!

 

[lumen]

Douglas Adams totally rocked.

 

[astarte]

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein

*sigh* So true...

 

[Ziuwarian]

"For every one billion particles of antimatter there were one billion and one particles of matter. And when the mutual annihilation was complete, one billionth remained - and that's our present universe." - Einstein

"The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it. "
- Einstein

Almost forgot, a classic, and so true:

"To boldly go where noone has gone before..."

"Five card stud, nothing wild. And the sky's the limit."

 

[DeadWinterDead]

Hehe, that last one is the best!

 

[Salamurhaaja]

"You don't win a war by dying for your country. You win a war by making the other son-of-a-bitch die for his."
- General Patton

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!"

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
- the Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.

"Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis ad capul tuum saxum immane mittam. - I have a catapult. Give me all the money or I will fling an enormous rock at your head."

"Jesus loves you. Then again, so does Barney."

"I don't question YOUR existence."
- God
(what an arrogant bastard if I may say so)

"Give me some of that old-time Religion...HAIL ZEUS!"

"There is no room for God in my world. Probably why he has a nice place of his own."

"Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?"
- Jules Feiffer

"There once was a time when everyone feared God and the Church reigned supreme... it was called the Dark Ages."

"To YOU I'm an atheist. To God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."

"I am ready to meet my maker. Whether or not my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
- Winston Churchill

"Beware of the Vampire Jesus - He gave his blood for you and he wants it all back now!"


Ok, these are all from coolsig, so if you want more, go there.

 

[The Nomad]

Originally posted by Salamurhaaja
"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis ad capul tuum saxum immane mittam. - I have a catapult. Give me all the money or I will fling an enormous rock at your head."

This one I love.

I'll put up mine when I get bored...