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[Justice Impaled]

I couldn't find a thread for this so I hope its okay

PLUS!

December 26th @ Maggotsville, Sydney
LEBENDEN TOTEN (USA)
+ Code Of Lies + More TBA

Might have a few bits and pieces coming up in-between as well

OH! and Canberra people dont forget this big one:

Its gonna be a busy month, so lets make it sexy.

 

[Justice Impaled]

Do i smell bad or something? No one is replying.

The Aeon launch will be the best Tech Metal show of 2008 IMO.

Any Sydney-siders making the trek?

 

[MotherEel]

You could smell. Maybe people don't relpy, they just view?

 

[phaerie]

they do veiw and go
"i want a piece of that meat"
i woudlnt mind that canberra show
looks liek a good line up

whats with the grind infiltration?

 

[MotherEel]

It's what we do, we lurk on forums. Sometimes I go through cutlery drawers as well, but that's neither here nor there... or is it?

 

[Justice Impaled]

it's more like month old meat..

the grind infiltration = us grind bands have to spam 25 sites to get 2 people to turn up, spam 100 sites and get a mighty crowd of 8

 

[MotherEel]

Plus we have no real friends, so we play xbox live a lot.

 

[Justice Impaled]

Nathan lies... I dont own an xbox

I just play guitar and spam forums all day, pretty exciting huh?

 

[MotherEel]

I don't have one either. I do, however, have some mild telepathic abilities though. This one time I totally ordered food for my friend. He was busy haggling down a hooker's fare.

 

[Justice Impaled]

Was it me?

 

[phaerie]

so essentially ou go through empty drawers because all the cutlery is unwashed and left in the sink?

i also have mild telepathic powers
i can tell when joel will log onto msn and promptly be online if i wish

and nintendo has the best games


so whats in it for grind bands? no hoards of fans, no celebrity fame, no outrageous sex with groupies, not even clean cutlery....

 

[Justice Impaled]

The satisfaction of knowing your band is worthless, but actually, you make some pretty rad friends AND unlike (most) metal bands you can easily get away with playing mixed bills of punk, hardcore, grind, rock, electro etc.

 

[MotherEel]

And also be considered "underground" for your entire band's history. That's worth cred right? Sometimes a girl might spit on you, sometimes the girl might even be a guy and it could be vomit. Those guys are keepers. That's what a groupy is all about right?
It's not telepathic guessing that the sun will come up, Joel on msn is just as constant. That's why he couldn't maintain his job at Big W, he was having msn withdrawals.

 

[phaerie]

damn, i was hoping you didnt know of joels condition, i might have seemed more impressive with my telepathic skills

you could sell your soul... you might get a spoon out of it, but its totally worth it

 

[metal evilution]

Grindcore is just watered down Power Metal anyways.

 

[Justice Impaled]

Pretty much, well with how much "widdly-dee" kinda stuff i do on the fret-board, the only difference is the vocals and the drumming style


Nathan + Mel: MSN keeps me from having to talk to real people haha

 

[MotherEel]

HAHAHA! Power Metal is just a girl's wank version of Hardcore.

 

[The Apparition]

Power metal is just incredibly gayed up doom anyway.

 

[Stormster]

Power metal rules!

 

[MotherEel]

Power metal rules the cock in a goat's bum.