Upon a vag, how many chicks do you "attend" per year?!?!

Known as the V-card around here, as in 'I took that broads V-card with a wicked sweet suplex-to-doggystyle, bro'
 
The sheer irony of that statement makes me laugh, via personal joke to myself which I know I've clued you in on, although it may or may not be intentional.

Thanks man, that made my day/night.