upon review

[lad]

 

[Malergion]

Most large mammals ( with the exception of, say, horses) are masturbated by prostate massage THROUGH THE RECTUM. What's wrong with a little master control?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

"Your mother's a whore, Trebek."
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[Mike]

of this thread, answer this poll
http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/nevermore/300340-when-month-changes.html

your gay

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

should i be disturbed that my boyfriend owns sex toys and i don't?

i want a prostate now
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[Will Bozarth]

well, it isn't MY fault that you're petrified of sex toys.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

you just want me to be a man.
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[Will Bozarth]

nah

 

[Lord Foul]

I wonder - if a man claims to be all masculine and badass, but is afraid to take it in the ass, how much of a tough guy can he really be?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

will never claimed to be a badass, though.

haha, you might as well be a woman
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[Lord Foul]

It wasn't directed at Will

But you could get a strap-on, which would satisfy both your desire for sex toys and your boyfriend's desire for anal stimulation.

Just sayin'

 

[Will Bozarth]

lolz

 

[neal]

they're all just jealous that will figured out how to CUM LIKE A BISON

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[Calamitas1786]

When I see this, I think "Prince." Coincidence? I think not!

 

[Will Bozarth]

The Aneros Formerly Known Ass Prince

 

[Calamitas1786]

YOU GONNA GET RAPED!!!