Valentine's Day

[The Ozzman]

 

[FenriR]

needs moar rape.

 

[cookiecutter]

death threats are a great way to tell her you love her

 

[The Ozzman]

Nothing says 'I love you' like a bloody Hallmark card

 

[seedofvengeance]

Happy V-Day everybody.

 

[FenriR]

hows the head?

 

[seedofvengeance]

Painful.

 

[FenriR]

tell her to stop biting then.

 

[seedofvengeance]

Tell who to stop biting?

I don't get it.

 

[FenriR]

hows the head?

.

 

[seedofvengeance]

OHHHHH.....

I just got that... it's early, complicated jokes are not for my brain at this time.

Still, nice...

 

[genocide roach]

~gR~

 

[Ender Rises]

tell her to stop biting then.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I kept getting all these V day texts and shit from ladies, but the only bird I want right now, fucking ignored me at work. Urrgghh!

 

[The Ozzman]

Maybe it's because she found out you have an STD?

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Nah bro, I got that shit cleared up, im all clean. I cant tell if it was some shitty V day thing, where I have to try really hard with her, or shes generally not interested.

 

[Death Aflame]

Your a pimp, you should be able to figure it out. Come to think of it you could always just slap her around a little to righten her up.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

My Psych 290 TA is really hot and although I don't "like" her or even know her, I'm going to send her a Valentine over facebook. It will go something like this:

Subject: Psych 290 Help
Message: Haha, just kidding. Happy Valentine's Day! :-D

haha ohh thank you! see you in class

Yeah, she pretty much wants to bone me

I kept getting all these V day texts and shit from ladies, but the only bird I want right now, fucking ignored me at work. Urrgghh!

I tell everyone not to text me because I don't have a text plan, but apparently this one girl forgot. This is our conversation:

Her - Happy valentines day! hope cupid found u a good valentine! lol
Me - Yeah he says its you ;-)
Her - Thanks for the hugs
Me - No problem ill give you more later
Her - Haha
Her - Lunch?