varg escapes from prison! anyone else heard this?!?!??

Yeah, I heard about this. Does anyone know how much longer he had in jail anyway? I just think if he didn't have much longer anyway, what would be the point? I don't think it was a good idea especially because he is (somewhat) a public figure.
 
Blabbermouth:

UPDATE: VARG VIKERNES Captured After Car Chase! - Oct. 26, 2003
A day after he failed to return to prison as scheduled following a short leave, Varg Vikernes was captured by the Norwegian police on a highway outside the country's capital.

Vikernes was taken into custody at 12:45 a.m. Monday morning (October 27) after police in Oslo received information from police in Romerike that the fugitive was traveling in a car on the E6 road to Oslo.

"We signaled for Vikernes to stop, but when he didn't, we were forced to box his car in between two police vehicles. There was a was dent [to the car]," officer Vider Hjulstad told NTB.

Varg Vikernes was alone and unarmed at the time of his arrest.

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I hope they extend his sentence another 10 years or so. And they should tack on another 20 years for the horrible music he inflicted upon the world. What a twat.

Just look at your n3cro, kvlt black metal hero. Gr1m and tr00 oh yes he is:

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Smiling isn't tr00
 
Meanwhile, Varg's mother Helene Bore has revealed the content of a letter her son left her while visiting her Saturday. In it, Vikernes writes that following a critical article in the local paper Tønsbergs Blad on October 15, there was an attempt on his life when another inmate tried to strangle him.


"This way I don't have to fear that someone has done something to him or that he's done something to himself," she said. "I do wish he'd chosen another way out. If he'd talked to me, I would've advised him to complete his sentence. But he's apparently given the matter a great deal of thought and couldn't bring himself to deal with it in any other way. He's spent his entire adult life incarcerated and is a good boy."

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Damn, too bad that other inmate wasnt successful in his attempt to strangle Varg. That inmate was probably pissed because he didn't realize music could be as bad as Burzum's is.

And Varg's mother sounds like an intelligence-stunted bitch. Just read the last line of the article.
 
If you look at those pictures close enough, you might be able to spot Varg's casio, which he used to ward off police during the car chase by threatening to write more music.
 
HAHAHA CASIO!!!!! YUO ARE TEH HILARIOUS!!!!! HOW DID U COME UP WITH THAT NOONES EVER JOKED ABOUT TEH CASIO BEFORE!!!! ALSO HAHAHAHA YUO SAID "TR00" IM GONA WET MY PANTS BECAUSE OF EXCESSIVE HILARITY



Shut up.
 
Erik said:
HAHAHA CASIO!!!!! YUO ARE TEH HILARIOUS!!!!! HOW DID U COME UP WITH THAT NOONES EVER JOKED ABOUT TEH CASIO BEFORE!!!! ALSO HAHAHAHA YUO SAID "TR00" IM GONA WET MY PANTS BECAUSE OF EXCESSIVE HILARITY



Shut up.
um, why did you delete your post that said you weren't going to reply in this thread anymore?

are your feelings hurt because we're making fun of your hero?
 
Dreamlord said:
um, why did you delete your post that said you weren't going to reply in this thread anymore?
'Cause obviously I DID reply again.

Dreamlord said:
are your feelings hurt because we're making fun of your hero?
I'm sick and fucking tired that every time anyone mentions Varg all you get is an inane flood of "HAHA LOOK HES NOT SO TR00" and "HAHA HES DUMB LOLOLOL" and "HAHA LOL HE PLAYS TEH MUSIC ON TEH CASIO HOW CRAPPY." Shut the fuck up already, writing "tr00" was never funny, joking about the keyboards albums is a horse that isn't going to get any deader no matter how much you beat it. You aren't making "fun" of anyone, you're just being an obnoxious fuckhead.

Varg my hero? Not really, but I don't see why he deserves all this bullshit that constantly gets thrown at him.
 
Erik said:
I'm sick and fucking tired that every time anyone mentions Varg all you get is an inane flood of "HAHA LOOK HES NOT SO TR00" and "HAHA HES DUMB LOLOLOL" and "HAHA LOL HE PLAYS TEH MUSIC ON TEH CASIO HOW CRAPPY."
Yet, you think it's funny when it's pointed towards other bands. Interesting how that works, isn't it?

writing "tr00" was never funny
Neither was writing "TEH".

You aren't making "fun" of anyone, you're just being an obnoxious fuckhead.
The funny thing about your argument is that if we were making fun of, say, Shagrath or Dani Filth, you would be right in the thick of it. But since it's your precious Varg, you immediately stick up for him.

Varg my hero? Not really, but I don't see why he deserves all this bullshit that constantly gets thrown at him.
That's easy. He's a hypocrite, a murderer, a bad musician (IMO), and a dumbass to boot.
 
You can't post a thread about Burzum/Varg without some idiot posting their "funny" replies: "OMG HELLO LOL U R NOT TR00 N3CR0 =D LOL CASIO" (in this case Dreamlord). It was never funny. You are just boring and redundant.
 
Lutz said:
You can't post a thread about Burzum/Varg without some idiot posting their "funny" replies: "OMG HELLO LOL U R NOT TR00 N3CR0 =D LOL CASIO" (in this case Dreamlord). It was never funny. You are just boring and redundant.
And so is your predictable reply.