Vehemence, and why they are emo bitches.

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HackedToPieces said:
and whats funny is you say how we are supposedly "Captain Ass-slammer", and than you talk about us getting beaten by our mothers "orangutan-like breasts". cant make up your mind, can you?


an also, "I will say what I want when I want then slam your Mothers as I please". Before you were offerering to feel us your dick [if you have one], and now your making a statement you will "slam our mothers"? how fucking gay are you that you cant make your fucking mind?
put these two pieces of evidence together. He obviously wants to get with our mothers because they have orangutang-like-breasts. That is one of his major turnons. That, and listening to Blink 182.
 
Pyrus said:
You like Machine Head and Opeth. Therefore, you lose.

Plus you have failed to establish what these emo lyrics are and that Vehemence has these lyrics. But mainly, you like Machine Head and Opeth.

I dont care much for MH, and i know your not aiming this comment at me, but whats the harm in adoring Opeth's brilliance?
 
You like Machine Head and Opeth. Therefore, you lose.

You look like you came from the Michael Jackson video for Thriller, I win. Now eat my bung.

and whats funny is you say how we are supposedly "Captain Ass-slammer", and than you talk about us getting beaten by our mothers "orangutan-like breasts". cant make up your mind, can you?

"no thanks, id rather not eat a "hot bowl of dick", you apparently youd prefer to since your offering to feed it to me... and you call us gay? haha, you ignotant fucking emo bitch."

"one last statement:eh? no thanks, im not a fucking faggot like you."


If only you wrote a book about wit and how to utilize it in the right situations. YOU SUCK. How did that make any sense whatsoever? So abolishing emotion makes you gay? I thought being hardcore emotion was being a fag? Maybe you need to stop inhaling cockrot and start reading up on what it means to be homosexual, its about as obvious as the growth that is hopefully in your pants and not in your sisters mouth. I win, but thanks for coming out sploogepie.

Wow I'm very impressed with the English comprehension skills displayed by you numbskull. I was referring to you alone, and unless you are a multiple personality you are not 'we', you testicle-cabbage.

This is the trauma that Orangutan breastmilk inflicts upon a foetus devouring pair of bitchtits as yourself.

put these two pieces of evidence together. He obviously wants to get with our mothers because they have orangutang-like-breasts. That is one of his major turnons. That, and listening to Blink 182.

You like Pantera, your opinion = dickcheese, I win.

and their being "VERY talented", why make a thread attempting to tear them apart, than just give in at the end?

You can't point out incredible instrumental and vocal talent? I knocked them for their shitty lyrics nothingmore, now take the other posters' dicks out of your ears and learn to read.
 
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I play guitar, I sing and play in a band, I'm obsessed with music.. especially metal

Coagulum, i just got that from your profile. Can we view some of your lyrics? If they are half as witty as your posts are, we might enjoy it. Better yet, post an mp3 so we can all judge you like you do our music.
 
I like how he name dropped all those bands in hopes of gaining a little credibility(after losing all of it with that terrible attempt at analyzing lyrics) and then the whole "cant we all agree Vehemence = \m/"
 
jmann said:
I dont care much for MH, and i know your not aiming this comment at me, but whats the harm in adoring Opeth's brilliance?

They suck. No offense or anything.

coagulum said:
HAY GUYS I LIEK AVEGNED SEAVENFOLD AND HATE EMO AND SUMHOW THIS ALLL MAEKS SENSE TO ME!11!! NOW WTACH ME FIAL TO MAKE BASICL OGICAL CONNETIONS AND TLAK SHIT ABOUT A BAND WITHOUT EVER BACKING TI UP!1!ONE!! I FUCKEDYOU'RE MOM!!

I fixed your post.
 
HackedToPieces said:
eh, my heads wasnt banging off the keyboard, unless im sudden as stipid as you, because i can still see fine.
By the way, "You can suck me off like your bastardizing Fathers sucked off your Grandfathers' generations past. "? No, id rather not take up the off... but i met my dad could take you up on that as i havnt seem him in 17 years, so he might just be the type of fag youre looking for.
And also:
"Dream Theater, Radiohead, Porcupine Tree, Opeth, Between the Buried and Me, Psycroptic, Shadows Fall, Into Eternity, Ephel Duath, Red Snapper, In Flames (I like some of their older stuff off Whoracle, Jester Race, etc), Katatonia, Lacrimas Profundere, Isis, Lykathea Aflame, old Sepultura, Machine Head, Soilwork". Um, are you on the right board?

and their being "VERY talented", why make a thread attempting to tear them apart, than just give in at the end?

and about your getting "just sickened when I read the lyrics for the first time", have you ever watched the Faces Of Death movies and just laughed at them? THATS way sicker than any of Vehemence's lyrics!!

ah yes, my final comment on this, "you all started flaming me first, I just whipped out my bag of tricks and dished them back". Um, take the chance to learn to read, and than read the posts that have been make. unless youre fucking stupid, which you most likely are, you can easily tell YOU started flaming first and WE dished shit back at YOU.

alright, now you can go back to your dreams about you and someones father if you want, im done now.

btw he was referring to me
because hes been tryign to "feed us a hot bowl of dick" or get us to suck him off with our demented head banging
 
He's a fucking troll...
He's the kinda person that goes into forums and talks shit just to be an attention whore...he's trolling..you know like fishing. He sure has caught a few of you.

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