Viking Rap, yes you read right, Viking Rap.

Fucking hilarious!

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Chillin' in my 'hood
Christians up to no good
So I pick up my axe like a real nigga should.

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LMAO!! You made me smile and laugh. Well done! and thanks, that was great.
 
(" I'm joking" )
yo yo yo man, Whatsup?
I'm a Viking Gansta , and make rhymes for brotha Odin . American rap is shit , the Viking rap is tha' thing. Let the DJ Amarth put the beat. :D :D :loco: :loco: :Spin: :Spin: :tickled: :tickled:
 
RAP IS FUCKING GAY AS FUCK AND SHOULD HAVE NO ASSOCIATION WITH METAL LET ALONE VIKINGS AND AMON AMARTH!!! WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF GAY ASS POSER SHIT IS THIS!!!!! THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE MOST GAYEST UNCOOL THING IVE READ ON HERE!!
 
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Hmm, I gathered up the "courage" to read it and actually found it to be quite funny. I don't understand AxeOfDarkness's post though. It's a fucking joke, so why the hell would someone be offended? Climb down off your high horse, buy an English dictionary, and read the definition for joke. For fucks sake...
 
Since many of the rappers ,wears a jacket. This is the perfect jacket for a Viking rapper.

The Minnesota's Vikings jacket.
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Hey, dude, who gives a shit how it's performed, as long as it it helps you find your way to the aesir and vanir! This is an all inclusive faith, and there are a whole lot of websites and such containing crap about asatru and our heritage that are waaaaay worse than some guys goofing off to "viking rap". Imitation is a form of flattery, too....
 
Yeah, there's various forms of musical ways to hail Gods, though rap isn't something I've heard of so far. Seriously though, there's an ambient/accoustic/folk noir band like ofthewandofthemoon who could also be called Pagan.
 
Patric said:
Yeah, there's various forms of musical ways to hail Gods, though rap isn't something I've heard of so far. Seriously though, there's an ambient/accoustic/folk noir band like ofthewandofthemoon who could also be called Pagan.
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That description fits Forseti perfect. A lot of people get off on saying they're National Socialists though, which is odd since the band are part of "Pagans Against Fascism". Oh well...
 
LunarTower said:
If Vikings did Freestyle Rap...
By my friend Mike, a bigtime A.A. convert as of late, get a guy to buy a Falkenbach album... and this happens.

(Mike wants you guys to have his AIM SN for feedback)
(SN: Amon Amuff)

Fuckin up your village - niggaz make a clammer, smack your bitch in the face with thors good war hammer

what what nigga?

boats set sail ans arrows fly, viking niggaz get ill like odins one good eye. gettin bitches and gold - shit doesn't get old, goin through fjords - shit gets cold...

play on playa OH DAYUM! (aka: damn -end notation)

Chillin' in my 'hood
Christians up to no good
So I pick up my axe like a real nigga should.
Ya'll niggas can't front on how real this is
Comin' at they necks like a Fenris- Wolf
niggaz get shook
My life, my pride, it's viking!, nigga- ...and we could fuck up pirates!

(Oh yeah... by the way, this is called a Joke, we have them in America... not to be taken seriously, just for shits and giggles folks)
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O.K. now I've seen (Er.. read) it all. Someone get me a knife so I can stab myself. I'm gonna steal those lyrics and put it into a song. Ahahahahaha. (Pretend those Haha's were coming from some Limbonic Art song when Mofeus starts chuckling.) God that fucking laughter is stuck in my brain.
 
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