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[PlatypusJesus]

*stabs the hair guy* *nods at hannah*

 

[hornylittleminx]

Haha, HELLL YEAH

I was gonna say something to the effect of, nothings in season for us yanks right now (hunting that is) and 56 year old men are a fun target to go for with a Weatherby Mag.
So, hornylittleminx, IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME!! Come down south, I'll show you a good time.

i'm from arkansas u dipshit i am down south

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I'm going to go run out and get a drink, be right back.

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

Your feeble weapon (butterknife) is no match for Acie.

...shit, my eye, I RETRACT ME PREVIOUS STATEMENT

 

[PlatypusJesus]

She doesn't like you. Leave her alone. Or I will do more than kill you.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

*headbangs to emperor*

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

ARKANSAS??? That speaks volumes...

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Do not doubt my power.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

*hands MethodicalWasteManagement an Authentic Euronymous Shotgun™*

 

[hornylittleminx]

*sigh* nico.. hurry back..

 

[PlatypusJesus]

ARKANSAS??? That speaks volumes...

Oh shut up. You're from Texas you stupid fuck.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Put on your cowboy hat and line dance fool.

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

Back off man, the big yhettis strength surpasses yours by far.

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

I am from the Dallas/Ft. Worth metroplex friend. It's not nearly as barron as Arkansas. Friend, I won't line dance. I will, however, take a bullet just so you'll shut your lips (and hers too haha)

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Is that all you've got? A big yhetti? Well, bitch, I have..........:Spam: FEEL MY INCESTUOUS WRATH! *smears spam in methodical dick management's hair*

 

[hornylittleminx]

*yawn* i need some popcorn.. and a vile of blood yummmmm

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

AHHHH HAHAHA. YOUVE FORGOTTEN MY SUPERPOWER.... sponge-like hair

... damn, i suck.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

[Methodical Waste Management=QUOTE]I am from the Dallas/Ft. Worth metroplex friend. It's not nearly as barron as Arkansas. Friend, I won't line dance. I will, however, take a bullet just so you'll shut your lips (and hers too haha)[/QUOTE]
..............................Barren. Dumbass.

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

Well, hey all, It's been nice talking. I have to go now.

Nico: Beware 56 year old man
LoM: yeah, so what. I CAN PUT SPAM IN PEOPLES HAIR TOO
HlM: yeah, have a lock of hair

TOODLES ALL, AND TO ALL A SHITTY, SOBER, NIGHT

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Well, I totally screwed up that quote. Fucking hell........*smacks forehead*