Want to hear my annoying noise shit?

Gymnast rules ..... i was warming up soup and the bass was fucking great. The liquid was just rippling in the pot :kickass:
 
I would've taken the $million sign-on bonus and then said "CHRISTIANS!? Slater dudes" and bailed.
 
I just got confused....tried downloading Salem's Lot (cos you know, anything called Salem's Lot has to be good and scary)...but unbeknownst to me it bombed out. Just two minutes earlier, I had clicked the link on Gymnast. So basically when Gymnast started, I thought it was Salem's Lot. But it wasn't. I like Gymnast because it's good and scary.
 
Salem's Lot I found really creepy, I named it after that kid vampire scratching at the window (which is quite possibly the scariest moment ever put to film), since most of it involves me scratching the strings between the nut and tuning pegs.

Most song titles are based on what I'm doing at the time of playing, for example Sierra was named such because I just finished drinking a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale when I hit record and Gymnast was done while I was watching gymnastics on the Olympics last year.

I'm trying to make the most noise from 4-strings as possible. Probably going to incorporate some other weird playing techniques later, like using magnets, drill press, rusty cans full of bacon grease, etc.
 
ATTN NAD: I've just finished your noise mix CD, it's going to make you cry like a little girl and fondle your testicles. Well, half of it will, I put a few more accessible fluffy bits of noise in every now and then for a bit of variation. Those will makeyou titter and then call me gay. :Smug:

Will be posted in the next few days :wave: