Well, I have decided to join the Military

Smallz said:
what was i supposed to do?

'hi, first post, i love cob, alexi is my god'
You were supposed to come before the fucking counsil
and get initiated. Everyone must go through the 3 ordeals:
The crossing of the dessert
The unblinking eye
and the paddling of the swollen asses with paddles
 
"Everyone must go through the 3 ordeals:
The crossing of the dessert
The unblinking eye
and the paddling of the swollen asses with paddles" -mag

And then he must do it again, cause his blindfold WILL fall off