"We'll sign anything!"

[L33ch]

but what exactly is the appeal?
they're just squishy when you squeeze them... that's kinda boring... you can do that with your own ass...

When in the right mood, the woman feels good when her breasts are squeezed/rubbed/whatevered

And also they're usually hidden, unlike guys' chests because they're not afraid to go shirtless

 

[VikingSF]

but what exactly is the appeal?
they're just squishy when you squeeze them... that's kinda boring... you can do that with your own ass...

LOL. Man, that is funny. There's a big difference between a man's own ass and a good pair of tits. Just trust me.

 

[Babydollcybergoth]

alright i'll take your word on it...
i must admit that it is nice to have a friend with pillowy bossoms...

 

[The Bringer]

Breasts are the best gift a man can ever be given. I love my soft and not that big. Maybe big enough to cup in my hand. How nice of a thought.

 

[VikingSF]

alright i'll take your word on it...
i must admit that it is nice to have a friend with pillowy bossoms...

"Pillowy bosoms." There's a good band name!

 

[MetalWarheart666]

wonder how they'd feel about signing a guy's ass...

 

[genaatloos]

"Pillowy bosoms." There's a good band name!

hahaha.. wel it's.. ehm lets say.. original!

 

[VikingSF]

For a metal band, though, I suppose it should be "Pillowy Bosoms of Death".

 

[m_sutin]

im just bringing my versus the world book to be signed

 

[OnceSealedInBlood]

I may hang myself tommorow...Amon Amarth plays here AGAIN and AGAIN I don't have tickets...How does a monday night show get sold out? Those bodom fuckers...

 

[VikingSF]

Go early and see if anyone is selling extra tickets. Or at the least you could listen from outside!

 

[Tyra]

Well, the old lady hates to remind you guys of this part (maybe not too much, though)...They feed babies, too. Did you know that one can shoot a man in the eye right across the room if you learn to aim your breastmilk right? For one who cannot aim her pee like a man can, THAT's truly amazing, and most useful, too. Speaking from experience here, of course.

 

[VikingSF]

Miracle machines!