We're the metal inquisition
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MajestikMøøse
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Lies and Perfidy
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Incorrect, sir. The Metal Inquisition (Ultimate Metal Chapter) does not admit Opeth fans, unless they prove themself in some supreme act of thrash devastruktion. Such as, say, beating James LaBrie to death with an empty beer can.
Lies and Perfidy
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Pyrus said:
As a member of the 'I like music that doesn't contain one drum beat mixed with a bunch of fills and generally annoying vocals Chapter of Ultimate Metal', I would like to fire back with a "the lyric says METAL inquisition", not "THRASH METAL inquisition". So I can join if I wish
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I'll just sard you all. Satandin, the Sardlord of the Couch Vikings doesn't fall under your jurisdiction.
Lies and Perfidy
Gentleman of the Road
Do not tempt the wrath of the Metal Inquisition with snarky comments. You risk defenestration or worse.
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Lies and Perfidy
Gentleman of the Road
Yeah, but the window's all the way over there. Sarding is an Inquisitorially recommended activity, especially when alcohol is involved.
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MajestikMøøse
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Oh yeah, Thrash Metal Terror + Alcohol + Windows sometimes leads to self-defenestration. Nobody wants a repeat of Hell Mike Motorbike's accident, even if it was metal as fuck.
Lies and Perfidy
Gentleman of the Road
The vocalist of Windir somewhat recently died of hypothermia while walking to his cabin in the woods, which is not only metal but also quite viking.
Plus, I don't know if I can speak to will anymore.
Plus, I don't know if I can speak to will anymore.
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Pyrus said:
fuck, yeah I meant to put accident in quotation marks.
In any case, it's self-defenestration.
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