What alcohol can doooo to the brain.

[Susie]

On the night they look like this \/ well if yeh lucky haha

and when the ale wears off they look like this \/

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

Ugh!

The ODB needs to lay off the alcohol for awhile.

I drove off this one girl I was seeing by knocking her on the ground and then jumping up and down on her car. There was also a time where I wrestled her to the ground and began dry humping her. She won't even talk to me anymore. I fear she is very afraid.

I have such bad luck with these things.

 

[Susie]

Ugh!

The ODB needs to lay off the alcohol for awhile.

I drove off this one girl I was seeing by knocking her on the ground and then jumping up and down on her car. There was also a time where I wrestled her to the ground and began dry humping her. She won't even talk to me anymore. I fear she is very afraid.

I have such bad luck with these things.

HAHAHA you will have to explain dry humping in a bit more detail for me though i must say i like the sound of it.

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

I dunno. I grabbed her, took her down, spooned her, and pretended like I was fucking her.

I was totally trashed that night. I got some text message from her later saying that I was violent, and that her ass was sore from me smacking it so hard. That's what she gets for saying that she was gonna go home and finger herself. Cock-teasing asshole!

I so fucking hate life.

 

[Brynjar]

don't hate life; hate her.

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

What if her name was life?
Jennifer Life.

 

[Brynjar]

then it's your duty to kill her just for of the ironic epitaph.

edit: skriveleif

 

[zupi_clone]

dry humping her

 

[discouraged1]

her ass was sore from me smacking it so hard

can i use this for my song title? :Spin:

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

This is no joking matter.

 

[Light]

"dry humping" would be a great name for an album though, no

 

[Brynjar]

This is no joking matter.

has she told the coppers about it?

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

No. I'm just very despondant over the whole situation. I mean, I finally find someone who can mostly deal with my randomness, and I go into hyperdrive and scare her off anyway. I'll just keep sitting by the phone, hoping she calls, like a good retard.