What book/magazine should I bring for jury duty tomorrow?

[cthulufhtagn]

america the book is fucking hilarious, i say go for that one

 

[lizard]

america the book is fucking hilarious, i say go for that one

true. since it's short bursts of funnay its the kind of book you can just pick up and read two pages of, or a whole chapter. some laugh out loud moments. I read that some conservatives tried to have the book banned from school libraries because of the nude pics of the Supreme Court Justices

 

[Reign in Acai]

I have a mandatory juror summons scheduled for this forthcoming Tuesday. I have gotten myself out of every other summons by calling the on-call number and tossing the notice in the basura. Unfortunately this time, without my knowledge I was called to appear in April, but failed to do so. Now I must convince these legalistic lugheads that I am "fit" to decide the fate of negroes and illegals. Since I'm forced to attend, I might as well make it worth my while and help convict a degenerate for their transgressions. Cleaning up the streets one guilty verdict at a time.


What's some positive literature that will get my card called to the panel? Perhaps some Rachel Rae or Oprah?!?