What did the Cannibal do after he dupped his girlfriend?

Why of all thread starters, did he use a bad joke? My heat exhaustion headache just turned into a head hitting desk headache.
 
Well, at least we know what the birth defect he posted about in another thread is! David, prepare. He should be entering your facility soon.
 
If I still had my domain name and image hosting I'd post my "Thread sucks now but has the possibility of getting better with the right troll" animated gif.