What do I need to pay to be able to play like this ?

[RedinTheSky]

Fucking amazing :

 

[The Ozzman]

Probably afford to pay for over 10 years of weekly lessons

 

[Psychonaut]

Have a mother that's obsessed with classical music while pregnant with you. Then, show a modicum of talent before you can even walk. This earns you daily lessons for 12-16 hours per day, sitting skinny in a pair of jaundiced tighty-whities with your instructor blasting your bare back with a switch when you screw up. Repeat for 15 years = success! Parents proud and a hot young virgin for a wife.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Have a mother that's obsessed with classical music while pregnant with you. Then, show a modicum of talent before you can even walk. This earns you daily lessons for 12-16 hours per day, sitting skinny in a pair of jaundiced tighty-whities with your instructor blasting your bare back with a switch when you screw up. Repeat for 15 years = success! Parents proud and a hot young virgin for a wife.

Nail on the head.

 

[razoredge]

Have a mother that's obsessed with classical music while pregnant with you. Then, show a modicum of talent before you can even walk. This earns you daily lessons for 12-16 hours per day, sitting skinny in a pair of jaundiced tighty-whities with your instructor blasting your bare back with a switch when you screw up. Repeat for 15 years = success! Parents proud and a hot young virgin for a wife.

epic truth