Definately the Carrat, be it the nice phallic shape that we all know and love, or the distorted twisting evilness of a retarded MUTANT carrat.
Mom showed me a carrot with too long bits, and a tiny short tiny bit in the middle. it was the most "Legs and penis"-like carrot I'd ever seen. I ate it.
I'm auditioning for Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: the Broadway Play. If they know I'm a fruit, maybe I'll have a better chance of getting the part for Killer Tomato #47.