what is UM?I can saw it everywhere..and I don't know what means

[XXX-Selver]

??and more words I can't understand...but I forget them,because a lot of words I can't understand.
I wanna try... :金属万岁~（this Chinese,but I can't sure it can normal demonstration.it mean is :"metal is the best~",just have a try.)

 

[XXX-Selver]

OK ~it can normally demonstration

 

[Alasdhair]

UM stands for Ultimate Metal, whish is this forums name. I guess it means "The Best of Metal". Is that any help, or have I just confused you more?

 

[XXX-Selver]

thanQ~some times may I can't understand some sentences and words mean or understand them so difficult,others also can'tunderstand me,this's mean I gotta study hard~!

 

[Black Core]

We could correct you if you want. English ain't my native language either but being here helps alot

 

[Mythos Inibri]

UM is actually a communist plot to confuse civilized governments.

 

[Socrates]

UM is actually a communist plot to confuse civilized governments.

No.

That's yo momma. Oooooooooh.

Sorry. Had to. It was like some kind of horrible anti-erection.

 

[TheShadowOverInnsmouth]

UM is actually a communist plot to confuse civilized governments.

Shit he found out

 

[Pessimism]

Well of course he found out about his momma, it ain't like she ain't been everywhere! (O*SNAP!)

 

[Black Core]

^ pwnt

we have a new oz

 

[chris-o-fer]

 

[XXX-Selver]

I'm hard to read it ...who can tell me what is "momma"?I can't find it in my "web-dictionary"......

 

[FenriR]

oh dear.
It means mother. Used in this reference ('yo momma!') it is an insult, either to state that the person being insulted's mother is
a) fat
b) ugly
c) has been screwed by every man for 10 miles in each direction

...depending on the context.

get used to it. we english-speakers are a bunch of immature shits.

 

[XXX-Selver]

oh.....how insulting is it..!!
may it's tabooed words?or dirty language....?......

 

[FenriR]

It's not dirty language... just insulting. Slightly. Chances are everyone will have heard every 'yo momma' insult so it'll be old news...

We need a new one.
How about 'Yo granmomma'?

 

[Socrates]

The problem is, the lack of punch in the whole "yo momma" thing has led to me and my mate Jon dropping further and further morally. We finally hit rock bottom one day with:

"I'm gonna put yo momma in a sandwich. Just gonna get a bit of bread, whack it on each side, and lick out the middle"

Later replied with, when we were on about drugs:

"I'm gonna make a pipe outta yo' momma. Just stick some weed in her mouth, light it up, and start sucking on that pussy like there's no tomorrow".

We realised at that point we'd hit a low we didn't want to reach, and didn't use Yo Momma for about a month.

 

[XXX-Selver]

hummm...here have more slangs...and i just found that is not enough words which i have learnt from school that i can use of....

 

[Black Core]

yo momma jokes are classics

 

[chris-o-fer]

Yo Mama is so stupid when you were born she said "Hey look! It comes with cable!"

Yo Mama is such a whore I have to double park my dick on her ass and wait a half an hour to get in.

 

[XXX-Selver]

thanX~maybe i known it now....but just ...a little~..~
and i can asking it for my friends~but not enhlish teacher...may she'll serious for some words........i just found it..