Friday night: Woooooo weekend! Finish work, go pick up fresh bread and soup from my girlfriend's parents, swing past bottle shop, buy two bottles of wine and a large quantity of beer, head home for a night of good tv, good food and beverages aplenty, followed by drunken xbox session.
Saturday (if not working): Wake up around 11, slowly get up and make breakfast of fantastic coffee and toast with ham, tomato and proper cheese topped with a splash of balsamic vinegar. Eat said breakfast, read the paper, browse the internet for a while, then spend a few hours cleaning the house. Once done, crack a beer and chill out for the rest of the afternoon.
Saturday (if working): Wake up at 7, curse myself for drinking so much last night, get up and hurriedly make coffee and down a bowl of muesli and head off to work. Arrive home late afternoon, crack a beer and browse the internet for a while until Saturday evening's festivities are upon us.
Saturday night: Usually go out for dinner with friends, then either come home and drink and watch
Rage until passing out, or go out to a party/bar/club.
Sunday: Sleep for as long as possible, get up and have breakfast, then depending on size of hangover, sit around feeling like shit and playing xbox, or try and do something half way productive.
Sunday night: Get pizza from awesome pizza place around the corner from my house, drink beer/wine and watch tv/a movie.