What is your average weekend like

My weekends vary a lot but a typical one would go something like this:

Drinks at my office on Friday afternoon, head straight to a bar, meet up with a few friends on the way, do the rounds of the bars until 12-2ish, pick up a girl. Meet some mates the next morning, go cycling (40km) or running (10km) around the river, or both if I'm feeling energetic. End up at a cafe for a late breakfast. Go to the beach for a swim and to read a book. Sat night varies - birthdays, movies, more bars/clubs. Sunday - relax, listen to music, do food shopping, clean house. Dinner or drinks in the evening.
 
If I have weed:

I go outside during the day and find a spot to smoke up. After that, I go on long walks wherever pops into my head and usually let my imagination run wild. After that, I come back and write. If the weather isn't good, I smoke myself somewhere safe in my house, and then come down and write or watch tv.

If I don't have weed:

I pretty much mindlessly browse the internet, write, watch tv, and hang out with friends.

I'm still young, so yeah.
 
Friday night: Woooooo weekend! Finish work, go pick up fresh bread and soup from my girlfriend's parents, swing past bottle shop, buy two bottles of wine and a large quantity of beer, head home for a night of good tv, good food and beverages aplenty, followed by drunken xbox session.

Saturday (if not working): Wake up around 11, slowly get up and make breakfast of fantastic coffee and toast with ham, tomato and proper cheese topped with a splash of balsamic vinegar. Eat said breakfast, read the paper, browse the internet for a while, then spend a few hours cleaning the house. Once done, crack a beer and chill out for the rest of the afternoon.

Saturday (if working): Wake up at 7, curse myself for drinking so much last night, get up and hurriedly make coffee and down a bowl of muesli and head off to work. Arrive home late afternoon, crack a beer and browse the internet for a while until Saturday evening's festivities are upon us.

Saturday night: Usually go out for dinner with friends, then either come home and drink and watch Rage until passing out, or go out to a party/bar/club.

Sunday: Sleep for as long as possible, get up and have breakfast, then depending on size of hangover, sit around feeling like shit and playing xbox, or try and do something half way productive.

Sunday night: Get pizza from awesome pizza place around the corner from my house, drink beer/wine and watch tv/a movie.
 
I usually go out on friday night and then try to persuade myself to stay at home the next day, but I usually go to pub anyway. A lot of the time I even go to pub on sunday night, so my weekends are quite similar to workdays.

EDIT: Yesterday I was in a church though. On a concert. What a fucking intellectual life I lead.
 
Friday: Arrive home around 3:00 (earlier if I decide to cut last period which I usually do), maybe have band practice or go to the gym, see my girl, drink beer and watch movies all night, maybe work on my writing if I'm in the mood.

Saturday: Get up around 9, go for a run, write, have lunch usually consisting of steak and eggs (that's how classy I am), go to the gym, occassionally have band practice, if the weather's good I'd go have a smoke with friends at my buddy's house north in the bush; if not, I'd probably stay at home and write. the evening usually consists of beer and whisky at the pub with friends.

Sunday: Get up around 11 and do whatever I feel like until work at around 3:00.
 
i'm between jobs at the moment, so my weekends are remarkably similar to my weekdays...but for all intents and purposes we'll pretend i have a job.

Friday and Saturday night are interchangeable, but one of them is usually dedicated to going to whatever buddies house has the party. and the other is usually dedicated to going to boston, providence, etc, and getting my club on, viewing the freakiest of freaks and the finest of ladies, and consuming copious amounts of drugs and alcohol. then Sunday is always crowned Recovery Day, mostly spend with my face buried in the corner of a chair/bed, with virtually no movement accomplished that day.

get monotonous, all i want to do is fucking turn 21 already so i can sit at a bar, order some bomb food and a goddamn beer...
 
Friday: (if I'm off) go on a good hike anywhere from 7 - 10 miles
Saturday: Wake up at 5am to go to work. Work from 6-2. Come home. Nap. Head over to girlfriends. Proceed to have sex, drink, eat, whatever activities we have planned
Sunday: More of same with girlfriend

boom. weekend over
 
I haven't had a "weekend" in ages due to having a casual job in hospitality. I'm probably going to be doing Fly-In-Fly-Out, 8 days on and 6 days off for a couple of cycles until I go back to university. So my days off would probably consist of working in the bar or going out with mates hitting the bars or playing music.
 
I'm turning into a boring middle aged man at 22. I get anything my fiance and I need, maybe go grab some food with the her on friday and saturday, then sunday I usually grab about 3 or 4 cds from the vault and just spend the day being lazy with her.
 
Krow if anything that sounds really nice and better than getting drunk and wasting time on people who matter little to you.

My 9-5 days are coming to a close. Soon my whole life will be a long weekend.

I have 2 typical weekends in Japan, MP and Non-MP.

MP weekend: Get together Friday night, have dinner, go to bed early because neither of us ever sleep enough M-Th. Saturday spend the day being lazy together, go on a mini day trip, run errands together, have a couple hours of "me time" where we are in the same room but doing unrelated things. Sunday is a lot like Saturday but we spend the afternoon being sad that the weekend is almost over. No drinking - he's teetotal.

Non-MP weekend: Go out and about on spontaneous adventures with friends, usually involving at least 1 overnight stay somewhere. Drink sometimes, bang on musical instruments, local tourism, maybe round up a gang and go to a different city to explore, all you can eat buffets, mischief, whatever. Nonstop party.
 
My weekends are usually Tuesday and either Saturday or Thursday. I try to stay sober on the nights prior to my days of so that I can have the full day to my fully conscious self. I get drunk and/or high on nights before work because I hate my job.