What makes this weekend scary

Why can't I sleep?

  • They don't really make fist condoms.

    Votes: 1 20.0%
  • I was also asked to bring CDs, with no additional instructions which generally means she wants somet

    Votes: 4 80.0%
  • Twinkies melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    5
  • Poll closed .

kleo706

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My girlfriend presented me with the other part of my birthday gift: a romantic weekend for two in a hotel that probably won't smell like cat pee.
 
I traded my goth outfit for new Kids on the Block merchandise.
And Sam... I packed my digital camera so you can make sure that I did not get hosed on anything involving a fist.