What poster is the most "essential" to RC

[MadeInNewJersey]

I'm not reading this thread, but I appear to be spanking the hell out of the poll.

That means EVERYBODY loses, including me.

 

[dorian gray]

LOL, you mean the one where I look like I just got done railing a 10 foot line of speed haha. This was at Maryland Death Fest last year.....

thats you on the right then?

 

[Dick Sirloin]

 

[NAD]

I voted for Doomcifer solely because he's introduced me to more OMFG bands than anyone else, because I think everyone here is pretty important to the overall climate. Funny and intelligent discussion with a bit of music thrown in for good measure. Then I decided to read the whole thread.

You faggots.

This TOTALLY solidifies my choice.

 

[neal]

i voted Erik, he's been making me laugh the most lately. NAD does have my favorite soda of all time in his sig right now, but voting NAD is trendy.

 

[Tila Tequila]

Hello fans,

I sit here in underoo's with a smile on one face, and a frown on the other. How in God's name am I coming in second to Adrian on this poll? Sure anyone who invites a celebrity of my caliber will obviously turn some heads. But shouldn't the very celebrity in which he invited be the one garnering all the fame?!?! When hundreds of people go to my concerts, I don't see them yelling "yay Stan!!!!" (Stan's the bassist). They yell in jubilation Tila, Tila, Tila can ye feela?!?!? So it erks me that I am not as popular as I thought I had been around here. Sure I may have roused several of you by saying I gave up Heavy Metal due to all the baggage that comes with it. But you may all be glad to hear that I'm giving it a second chance. My friend (you remember the girl with the beautiful teeth from a while back?) Well she handed me the new in flames album. This is where it's at baby!!! Last night I played it really loud as I was having menstrual cramps. My obgyn said it's helpful to take a warm suddsy bubble bath and listen to music that calms the nerves. (A jet nozzle doesnt hurt much either) But back to the poll, thanks for all who voted for me, hit me up on myspace and I'll add you as buddies.

P.S Adrian, I hear you're playing bass at clubs on sunset? Well now that you have a real act on your resume, I'm willing to listen to some of your stuff. You still interested in gigging?

 

[circus_brimstone]

i havent posted in this thread yet. now i have.

x 15

 

[Demilich]

when i ask myself why i voted NAD, it comes back to that thread with the pictures of the guy with the eyes!

 

[Nico]

i havent posted in this thread yet. now i have.

This is why I voted for you.

 

[Henrik Main]

This was at Maryland Death Fest last year, I cant remember what band had just finished but I was all thrashed out and I went to sit in the corner when I spotted Karen.

Jude Law lookalike alert

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Ellis we need a better picture together!

one when both os us don't look so trashed and tired after 2 days of
fest

 

[lizard]

You still interested in gigging?

is that what the kids are calling it now

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

cheap shots are what i do

also i speak to hot swedish girls a lot more than you would think but i don't post 9099 threads on RC being all giddy and "omg sheeley is sooooo cute^___^" because if the internet has taught me anything, it's that posting stuff & pictures about girls you like WILL come back to bite you in the ass

No, you're wrong (as is often the case, but none of the faggots around here ever bother to call you out on it).

Cheap shots aren't "what you do." Deflecting your own literally miserable life and complete dissatisfaction with pretty much everything that surrounds you, including the own pathetic ramblings that plague your head, onto other people, is what you do. In all my years of real world and even internet interactions, you're a rare breed, and that's saying something. A completely negative punk who oh-so-often falls back on the "oh but I was only kidding" bullshit when really, you're simply just not much of a man. I have 100% confidence that you'd never be this way when actually speaking to people, but then again, you don't really speak to people. You hate everything about your life and yourself, you think you've made some huge stride because you semi-self-diagnosed yourself as depressed and a handful of teenage morons on some internet forum told you to get help. For fuck's sake man, quit being a fucking pussy all the goddamned time and actually do something about it. Because you know what? You actually used to be a fairly decent person. But now? You've become near-intolerable. And if you think I'm the only person who thinks this around here, well think the fuck again.

And since you're petty little mind seems to think that this is really about me being defensive about Shelley, for christ's sake Erik, so you really fucking think I give 1 little shit what some scrawny black metaller from Sweden thinks about me or my life? LOFL, for real, you shit. I'm confident enough in my own doings that I don't really have to worry about that sort of thing.

In actuality, this was really just a perfect opportunity to knock you down a peg or 3, since if anyone on this planet needs a wake-up call more badly than you, I'd like to meet that person. I find it hard to believe a more pathetic individual exists.

So go on, I'm sure you've got all sorts of wildly clevel quips all loaded up. Or maybe you'll even get serious for once and "really let me have it now." You'll have your usual ooompa support, and this thread will now take off in another 5 page tear. Woopty-fucking-do.

Just not, I see through your immature bullshit. Grow the fuck up and why not try on manhood for a change.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Oh I'm sure you read it, but it being true and all, you'd rather just avoid it I'm sure.

Whatever makes you feel bigger than the tiny person you are, go for it.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I'm perfectly chill Erik.

Your act is tired and stale. You need putting in your place.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

*walks in the door, turns around and walks back out*

 

[lizard]

 

[lurch70]

oh man

 

[lurch70]

En Vind = Tom Araya's brother

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

LOL. Jude Law, Tom Araya. Some kid told me once I looked like "that dude in van halen" but I think that was just because I had long hair