WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS A BLACKBERRY???

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

SERIOUSLY I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THE HELL THIS "BLACKBERRY" THING IS I'M SUPPOSED TO BUY ONE FOR A SOMEONE'S B-DAY AND I CAN'T BUY SOMETHING IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT IS

 

[neal]

slam your face on the desk and you may get an idea.

 

[the phish]

slam your face on the desk and you may get an idea.

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[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

slam your face on the desk and you may get an idea.

DIDN'T WORK

 

[neal]

you didnt get any ideas at all? maybe you did it wrong. practice makes perfect!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Yeah you have to do it a bunch of times to get it right

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

Yeah you have to do it a bunch of times to get it right

*SLAMS HEAD INTO DESK UNTILL BLEEDING* DAMMIT I GOT BLOOD ON MY DESK!!!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

ahahaha...

umm ... i think it's some cell phone/pager/palm pilot-type thing...

 

[Chromatose]

 

[teredd]

A small fruit made of clustered orbs...
Green when blossoming then red and finally black/purple. Tasty little shits but damn seeds get stuck in your teeth.
Originally from the Tibet area...that's why F'n nasty bastards to get rid of.
F'n retards actually buy them, but around the pacific northwest they are part of the scenery..I got an acre of the F'ers...I'll send you one that has a stalk 1.5" in diamter. Better yet, come get em...for everybody next x-mas.

 

[Unr]

ahhh chromey beat me to it by 30 seconds...

 

[neal]

black berries are delectable!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Yum blackberries.

But they're palm pilot like things, I think.

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

ahahaha...

umm ... i think it's some cell phone/pager/palm pilot-type thing...

WHERE DO I BUY THEM??? AND HOW MUCH DO THEY COST???

 

[teredd]

Uuuhhh...where you from, partner?

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

But they're palm pilot like things, I think.

WHAT DO THEY DO AND WHY DOES EVERYBODY ON THE WHOLE FUCKING PLANET HAVE/WANT ONE???

 

[teredd]

Radio shack.
You can use to post annoying posts on internet boards! HA!

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

Uuuhhh...where you from, partner?

ANOTHER PLANET... APPERENTLY...

 

[Nitronium Blood]

SERIOUSLY I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THE HELL THIS "BLACKBERRY" THING IS I'M SUPPOSED TO BUY ONE FOR A SOMEONE'S B-DAY AND I CAN'T BUY SOMETHING IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT IS

A berry... that is black in colour.

Sorry

 

[Mephistophiliac]

i dont have, nor do i want one...

and if your on the interweb, why dont you google it or ask jeeves or something?