What would your stats be in AD&D?

p.s. this test is a load of crap! my dad's Intelligence thingy would be like so low b/c he didn't graduate high school which means nothing, and also, IQ tests mean nothing unless you are an egotistical shitforbrains (or a wiccan who wants to sit around mensa meetings like a doofis), and ALSO, what the fuck is all this drinking b.s. about? they should test for tolerance to LSD AND PCP INSTEAD THOSE PUSSIES, and also what is this 'wisdom' crap? just because people think you're wise doesn't mean you can avoid getting your ass shot off.
 
hah sorry! i just like, had to live through everyone in my office taking this quiz like 3 days ago and being like 'i am the smartest person ever!' and then taking those 'are you insane' tests and being like 'ohhh me so crazy!'
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also, josh, you will appreciate this. my ex's sister always hated me and one time she took an internet IQ test and asked me to take it. i didnt feel like it so i lied and said my answer added up to 97 and she was like ohhh well mine was 190!(i think the stanford binnett data says like, only 10 people in the US ever tested officially over 195?) and i was like wow that's awesome because like, einsteins was only 145 and after that she always told people i only has a 97 IQ. it ruled.
 
130 is considered genius. well 132-130 and above, according to the stanford binnett model. i did this obnoxious debasing argument thesis once on IQ tests this is why i know this. i mean, it's relative.