what's a proper rejoinder?

[xfer]

ok, so as i bragged in that other thread, someone has to tell me "you have beautiful eyes" at least once every two weeks or so in the store where i work. assuming it is not some hot chick i am trying to mack (then my game can handle it fine), what can i wittily respond with?

 

[FalseTodd]

1) "You should see my tits."
(That's directly from Soapdish)

2) Nothing. Pretend to be blind.

 

[Static]

Yes, I know. Aren't I special.

...or something to that effect

 

[azal]

would you like me to gouge them out and sell them to you, because I need money for da crack cocaine.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

"Thanks, they're from Ix."

 

[minxnim]

(1) thanks, i got them on ebay
(2) when i got brain damage they changed color
(3) 'yea, they're way nicer than yours are'
(4) take a number pal

 

[xfer]

i am trying to walk the fine line between flirty and jerky here, people!

 

[avi]

howabout "WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK MY BALLS?"

 

[goatschool]

"these eyes hath seen the glory of the coming of the lord".

 

[azal]

you should see my third eye.


i believe a WAKKA WAKKA is in order.

 

[xfer]

i like goatschool's! it makes me seem creepy and inaccessible, which i don't mind.

 

[xfer]

i should've remembered that "eyes hath seen the glory" line.

 

[goatschool]

hahahahaakuweyhajsheasjhelasnbd,mnaa

 

[lizard]

the better to see you with, my dear.

 

[xfer]

"nicer than that black eye your boyfriend gave you, i guess"

-- F. Soya

 

[FuSoYa]

actually mine was more complimentary:

"And that's a very nice bruise your bf gave you" etc etc

but, well done!

 

[xfer]

my fiction was better than your fact.

 

[minxnim]

ugh this happens to me like at least 6 or 7 times a day (that is not an exaggeration)

i usually say:

"take a number"
"yea, they're stolen"
"they're fake"

 

[Novembers Paul]

howabout "WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK MY BALLS?"

I think we have a winner!

And it's haunted!