Long songs...
...being considered epic and flawless and all that shit because they are, well, long... For instance, I'm listening to Redemption's "Sapphire". Hardly a bad song by any means but my attention span tends to dip from time to time. Cause fuck, 16 mins is a lot of time for a song... Usually having an epic and bombastic ending helps though. Like Champion of Ithaca from "The Odyssey". The rest of the song can fuck off.
Seventh Wonder - The Great Escape. More like "The Great Snorefest," the only parts of the song I liked were after the sappy intro, and before the aptly named part, "A Turn for the Worse."
Dream Theater cheated with "6 Degrees of Ah Fuck It This Song Doesn't Deserve To Be Typed Out In It's Entirety".
My copy of Octavarium skips but I then realized it's for my benefit so I don't put it back into my stereo expecting it to sound good. Same thing happened with SymphoNU X's "Paradise Lost". Likely thanks to the inexcusably shitty packaging for the "bonus edition". What's our treat for the next album? Razors lined along the sides of the disc?
CurlingSeventh Wonder - The Great Escape. More like "The Great Snorefest," the only parts of the song I liked were after the sappy intro, and before the aptly named part, "A Turn for the Worse."
Dream Theater cheated with "6 Degrees of Ah Fuck It This Song Doesn't Deserve To Be Typed Out In It's Entirety".
My copy of Octavarium skips but I then realized it's for my benefit so I don't put it back into my stereo expecting it to sound good. Same thing happened with SymphoNU X's "Paradise Lost". Likely thanks to the inexcusably shitty packaging for the "bonus edition". What's our treat for the next album? Razors lined along the sides of the disc?
Ok here are some things that will make it better.
1. Get these retards wireless headsets. Since they won't shut the fuck up, not having to listen to them shout "YAAAAAWWW TRICK YAW!" endlessly, would make it much easier to watch (not that I do, but other people do and I have to listen to it). Well actually it still sucks, get it the fuck out of here.
2. Put those brooms to better use; sweep my fucking floor.
3. Put those brooms to even better use; attach blades to the end and fight each other to the death.
4. Die.
Ok, glad that buildup's been cleared up. Again, don't take that all too seriously. uke:1. Get these retards wireless headsets. Since they won't shut the fuck up, not having to listen to them shout "YAAAAAWWW TRICK YAW!" endlessly, would make it much easier to watch (not that I do, but other people do and I have to listen to it). Well actually it still sucks, get it the fuck out of here.
2. Put those brooms to better use; sweep my fucking floor.
3. Put those brooms to even better use; attach blades to the end and fight each other to the death.
4. Die.