whats the difference between a trumpet player and a government bond?

xfer · Jun 5, 2003

you can't make credible "horny" jokes about a government bond.

VangelicSurgeon · Jun 5, 2003

a government bond will eventually mature

chupe666 · Jun 5, 2003

does this apply to drummers as well?

(falsetodds withstanding of course)

VangelicSurgeon · Jun 5, 2003

no if it was drummers, the answer would be

a government bond will eventually mature and make money

lizard · Jun 5, 2003

you can call a horn player a "cat." especially if he's a brother.
no matter how you spin a bond, it has nothing in common with a cat.

Demonspell · Jun 5, 2003

You can blow a horn, and you can blow your money on bonds. Innuendo is always possible.

Heliologue · Jun 5, 2003

one is a piece of paper with a theoretical value.
the other is a humanoid with no value.

BigFakeSmile · Jun 5, 2003

JAZZ ELITISTS

-bfs

kleo706 · Jun 5, 2003

British Gov't bondsdrive Aston Martinsand trumpeteers have Yugos.

xoxoxo
-k-