What's the worst movie you've ever seen?

[Morbides]

You know, that one movie (or more) which left you wanting those two hours of your life back. Quite a few come to mind, but right now I'll stick to :

-Batman and Robin(1997)- not funny, Joel Schumacher.

-Catwoman (2004) - ok, she was hot. But seriously?

-In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale(2007)- *cringes*

 

[Malergion]

 

[Captain Beard]

I can name a few, but I'll give you "Enough."

 

[El Stormo]

Well, I'm gonna leave out the So Bad It's Good films like Turkish Rambo and consorts, so for films which could have been good, but were awful

Mortal Kombat, because seriously.

The Hitcher (yes The Hitcher!), for being such a praised film, I found it one huge clump of suck. The point where Rutger Hauer's character uses a thirtyeight out of his car window to shoot down a helicopter without even looking was the Dethroning Moment of Suck.

Street Fighter, because seriously.

Any other movie based on a game, except Silent Hill (which was great) and Tomb Raider (which I've been informed was not bad)

From Dusk Til Dawn. I strongly dislike anything Tarantino's got to do with, but this was just an awful piece of shit. Except for Salma Hayek *daydreams*

Dungeons & Dragons. They lure away a beholder by throwing a rock. *sigh*

Face/Off. Gratuitous bullshit shooting scenes strung together.

 

[Morbides]

Street Fighter, because seriously.

Yeah I dislike Van Damme in movies almost as much as I do Keanu Reeves. Almost.

 

[DarkGift]

the second and third matrix movies. i mean. seriously.

 

[Liverslapper]

Leonard Part 6

 

[El Stormo]

Yeah I dislike Van Damme in movies almost as much as I do Keanu Reeves. Almost.

I dislike them both almost as much as Nicholas Cage.

 

[Liverslapper]

ah and all those

Date Movie
Disaster Movie
Epic Movie

and ALSO


You Me & Dupree




suckageeeee

 

[Bacchante]

Tha Sistahood is the absolute worst. Everyone should watch it, I bet you cant find anything more awful. It was worse than 'Assault of the Killer Bimbos," which was also dreadful.

I loved/hated every minute of those two movies, it's hard to explain. It gets to a point where you actually feel embarrassed for the shitty directors/actors/writers/etc.

 

[Pitiless Wanderer]

I just watched you me and dupree and indeed it sucked.

worst movie in recent memory has to be Law Abiding Citizen. What a ridiculously far fetched pile of shit.

Cool recent movie - Salt

 

[Pitiless Wanderer]

The Day After Tomorrow also sucked orangutan testicles.

 

[slashvanyoung]

Avatar - Embodies everything that's wrong with current mainstream cinema. ZERO substance. Even "Gayniggers from Outer Space" is a masterpiece in comparison.

And if we're talking worst actor: Nicholas Cage, no contest. Makes Steven Seagal look like a masterful portrayer of heavily diverse characters.

 

[Pitiless Wanderer]

What the fuck? Cage isn't at all a bad actor. Best actor currently (with the most range) is Forest Whitaker

 

[Morbides]

Avatar - Embodies everything that's wrong with current mainstream cinema. ZERO substance.

I tend to agree with you on that one

 

[vikk]

Babylon A.D. or any movie with Vin Diesel

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Battlefield Earth

 

[El Stormo]

What the fuck? Cage isn't at all a bad actor.

Best actor currently (with the most range) is Forest Whitaker

Most range? Whitaker's definitely a fine actor, but he's also horribly typecast, with some exceptions.

 

[Lordlucid]

This pile of horse shit takes the cake.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I was gonna say Meet Joe Black. But I guess it really wasn't bad. Just painfully boring and long.