and it's name shall be, Cheney
you never told me who you were, btw.
I like how you posted that as "Your gay father" first and then it took you half an hour to add "incest" to it. Keep at it, I'd say. You're bound to turn into something witty at some point.
In all seriousness though, I could microwave a cup of my semen and still end up with someone better than Xorv.