Have you noticed how these aspiring rap stars have a pattern for their videos?
First, they call up some babes, tell them to dance around half naked shakin their booty all over the screen and generally look like cheap tarts.
Then they hire some fancy cars, Ferrari's, Lamborghini's whatever, drive around in them like they just rescued the whole world from nuclear assault.
Then, our young rap star buys some ten ton gold chains and wears them... all at once!
Then, he/she hires an airborne vehicle like a helicopter, private jet plane or a spaceship to fly him/her around the planet, with their logo plastered all over it.
After that they rake up some words like "ya all know whaddam sayin'", "yo", "where da party at", "in the house" and rap them waving their hands and fingers around like crazed lunatics.
Wear oversized clothes and look like he/she doesn't have ANY taste whatsoever in clothing and color matching.
Finally they throw in some beats and there it is: a rap video that gets aired on TV like hell.
God, I hate rap.
First, they call up some babes, tell them to dance around half naked shakin their booty all over the screen and generally look like cheap tarts.
Then they hire some fancy cars, Ferrari's, Lamborghini's whatever, drive around in them like they just rescued the whole world from nuclear assault.
Then, our young rap star buys some ten ton gold chains and wears them... all at once!
Then, he/she hires an airborne vehicle like a helicopter, private jet plane or a spaceship to fly him/her around the planet, with their logo plastered all over it.
After that they rake up some words like "ya all know whaddam sayin'", "yo", "where da party at", "in the house" and rap them waving their hands and fingers around like crazed lunatics.
Wear oversized clothes and look like he/she doesn't have ANY taste whatsoever in clothing and color matching.
Finally they throw in some beats and there it is: a rap video that gets aired on TV like hell.
God, I hate rap.
Anyway thats just me.
i picked up a tea towel, rapped it on my head like a bandana, put a sideways cap on and went into college like that. most people were too scared i think to laugh in my face at my new style but i got mixed responses. oh, and the geography teacher walked past me, stopped and just stared at me with this look i'll never forget 
