Whats your ethnic background?

Belgian but according to an uncle who's into genealogy there was one danish link in the Middle Ages. Gone as fast as he came though
 
As far as I know, My Mum is half-Australian, quarter Polish and quarter Ukrainian. My Dad? I wouldn't have a clue.. I'm guessing English somewhere down the line, but mostly Australian
 
I often wish I was born Welsh and Hungarian just so I could have the pleasure of telling people that I'm "well hung".
 
I'd have to ask my parents again for exact parts, but the simplified version is: nationalities cherry-picked from across Europe, a pinch of Russian (If you're going by the "Eurasian" standard) and the blanks filled in with Shoshoni and Cherokee