Whats YOUR take on scientology?

[Captain Beard]

I shall be Derick's executioner.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

will you have to become a lego-man?

... please say yes!

 

[Captain Beard]

No, sorry. I want them to actually DIE.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

you can actually kill people while you are in a state of ... lego. just use real weapons.

 

[Captain Beard]

If anything, I want a Robocop type body, but more agile, so huge metal body with Tx (terminator 3) reflexes and ability.

 

[deathstrike from hell]

http://home.snafu.de/tilman/faq-you/celeb.txt

 

[Lord Foul]

That's really only a very small percentage of celebrities. Not sure it really represents an unusually high percentage of believers among that demographic

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

i hate scientology...but i hate almost every religion...

but the ones i dont know i probable hate 2, so yeh i hate al religion...

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

All I know is it took Chef out of South Park. Thus killing South Park.

 

[Liverslapper]

i hate scientology...but i hate almost every religion...

but the ones i dont know i probable hate 2, so yeh i hate al religion...

Religion

Government

Bacardi 151

 

[Rebourne]

i think fetuses should be sold and eaten regardless. they're a bountiful source of protein that humans have yet to tap into, and probobly miiighty tasty.

That's crazy, if you eat them you waste their precious stem cells!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

harvest the stem cells first! take out the spine and leave all that delicious baby!

 

[DriftAlongLiquidSky]

Babies?!

Speaking of babies...

"From an interview with L Ron Hubbard Jr.

Ron Jr. says that he remembers much of his childhood. He claims to recall, at six years, a vivid scene of his father performing an abortion ritual on his mother with a coat hanger."

http://www.bible.ca/scientology-satanism-Hubbard-jr.htm

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i think the lack of pronouns in the first few paragraphs bothered me more than the satan orgies and drug-laced bubblegum

 

[Söy]

soylent green is people... and scientology apparently

 

[DriftAlongLiquidSky]

i think the lack of pronouns in the first few paragraphs bothered me more than the satan orgies and drug-laced bubblegum

It's from some bible website, I wasn't expecting it to be well written...