When it rains it pours.......

[AlexStomp]

My Honda owns all.
Tad, I'll be at soon yo.
Alex: you are a good luck charm. I seem to be getting along well with the girl, AND another one has "entered' the girl who went to two Anthrax shows with my friends and I, well, she wants to go see Slayer with me Tuesday, her parents have decided I'd be an awesome son-in-law, so they keep taking me out and getting me drunk telling me about how great her daughter is and how great I am. I think she likes my buddy though, but for whatever reason, he doesn't like her. He is one of those guys who will die a lonely old man because he is soooooo particular, which is stupid because this girl is a cutie! And to boot, this chick from the gym wants to meet for "dinner" later tonight. Her face is in the low B range, but she has a rocking athletic body.................this could be a good week, 3 is a charm.

Girl's with a low B range face and rocking body are freaks in the sack. Also, from my experience with girls I've met at the gym, they don't want anything to do with relationships. Which is sweet and physical. Although there are the occasional psychotic freaks. Which is why it's good to go on the expensive plans at gyms that let you go to their other branches for your "convenience".

It's good to juggle a couple of girls and also good to make sure they know without you havin to specifically tell them. Let them know you have options too.

 

[TD]

I agree with Alex on the avg. lookers. Actually, it has been my experience that some of the hottest chicks I've banged were the biggest dissapointments in the sack. Those kinda girls can get whatever they want, so they take a lot of shit for granted. My buddy Bill (my hetero life mate ) once said "remember Ty, the dirty ones don't just lay there" truer words have never been spoken.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

You guys crack me up.

 

[TD]

You guys crack me up.

How so?

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Well, you have to understand...

My first boyfriend was a psycho. My second boyfriend is now my husband.

I don't get half of what the hell I read about on this board.

 

[TD]

I'd love to marry the girl I've been dating and have kids and all that happy bullshit, but she is just not on the same page as me, and such is life.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

I've come to the conclusion that girls in Ohio and Colorado are really stupid. Don't defend them, you won't change my mind.

 

[TD]

You'll get no argument from me. They say things like "I'm not happy, I don't know what will make me happy, you do make me happy though Ty, but I don't want to be held back from another level of happiness, because I'm not happy, even though you make me happy."

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.

(Tad argued when I said that about CO girls.)

 

[ThraxDude]

I've come to the conclusion that girls in Ohio and Colorado are really stupid. Don't defend them, you won't change my mind.

I agree with you........to a point!!
Here's the deal:
If she's single, there's something wrong with her.PERIOD.


I don't mean there's something wrong with her period. I mean there's something wrong with her. END OF DISCUSSION.









living in Texas counts as "something wrong"

 

[TD]

I agree with you........to a point!!
Here's the deal:
If she's single, there's something wrong with her.PERIOD.


I don't mean there's something wrong with her period. I mean there's something wrong with her. END OF DISCUSSION.









living in Texas counts as "something wrong"

Huh, does that mean you and I are fucked up because we are single? I'm a rare breed of single though, I seriously tire of the bars and the floozies, all I want is a cool girl to hang with. I guess I'm just gonna live my life in the bars searching for this elusive girl that doesn't exist. But that's ok, because I'll always have Makers Mark, and the Lakers will always be the best team in basketball, and everything else is just a bonus.
:Spin:

 

[Metal Maiden]

 

[ThraxDude]

Huh, does that mean you and I are fucked up because we are single? I'm a rare breed of single though, I seriously tire of the bars and the floozies, all I want is a cool girl to hang with. I guess I'm just gonna live my life in the bars searching for this elusive girl that doesn't exist. But that's ok, because I'll always have Makers Mark, and the Lakers will always be the best team in basketball, and everything else is just a bonus.
:Spin:

Good point. I was discussing this with my ex-girlfriend (we still work at the same store) and she said the same thing, "Does that mean there's something wrong with you?"
The answer is YES. I (and Ty) have bad shitass luck. That's our problem. Hehehe.
We belong in the 40's or 50's or something, Ty. Do ya know what I mean?

 

[TD]

Good point. I was discussing this with my ex-girlfriend (we still work at the same store) and she said the same thing, "Does that mean there's something wrong with you?"
The answer is YES. I (and Ty) have bad shitass luck. That's our problem. Hehehe.
We belong in the 40's or 50's or something, Ty. Do ya know what I mean?

No, I'm not following you. IN fact, you've made me paranoid, now I must jog to get rid of the creepy feeling.

 

[ThraxDude]

No, I'm not following you. IN fact, you've made me paranoid, now I must jog to get rid of the creepy feeling.

Sorry dude. The reality of it all has made me pessimistic...
Maybe my theory is wrong...

 

[TD]

Sorry dude. The reality of it all has made me pessimistic...
Maybe my theory is wrong...

Bitches and ho's man, bitches and ho's.

 

[AlexStomp]

Bitches and ho's man, bitches and ho's.

You want a wife and kids huh? Can I give you my girlfriend's phone number?

I'm not there yet but I think she is. And to top it off, we're going to her best friend's wedding next week.