where are you
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Profånity said:
i dont mind ya lookin at women and im fine with you havein a thing for womens feet, but i still want you all for myself!
nataservant said:
As in son of a gun?!
Wouldn't that be an orgy then?
I'll be playing possum,before this gets any weirder.
MRBEAST said:
And who's CAT did you eat?
It better not be my cat Merlock?
He's missing!
Besides,I thought you have been strictly gay only?
Though I think Profanity is bi?Where you are not bi I assumed?
Are you keeping a secret from me MRBEAST?!
MRBEAST said:someone say orgy?
YOUR BAD!!!!!
Are you and others trying to get me into trouble?!
nataservant said:
I don't know about the face thing?
But I'd like to question your knowledge about women and guitars.
What do women and guitars have in common besides curves?
You can put them on your lap.
And fingers really do get them off.
Though I know secrets of a Kazaba,I still perfer man's main vain of life.
Especially my husbands!
He's a better drummer then he is trying to be a guitarist though.
Which reminds me!
What's the difference between a drummer and a guitarist?
A guitarist only uses his hands!
Where as a drummer uses EVERY INCH OF HIS BODY!
Thanatos said:
What are you hmmm about?!
Considering Hell is Hades
And Hades is Pluto
And Pluto is a planet
It seems that your lost!?
Know wonder you haven't found!
Your on the Wrong planet!
Earth is what you seek.
xenophobe
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xenophobe said:
I see your a person of few words.
Are you a mind?
Or did a cat(I) get your tongue?
Considering I have two pair of lips to out mouth above and below!
Take your hatered some where else.
You don't want to run into your opposite xenophilia?
See ya!
Don't want to be ya!
Potpossum said:
i might suck dick but im not sticking my tongue in any snatch or ass crack and i aint even gonna kiss you if you have shit breath!
ive been with women a few times-a very few times! it was never planned or my choice but sometimes its easier just to show a limp weinie than try to convince a hoe that she doesnt turn me on, so theres been a few times ive had girls knew where to stick their fingers when they gave me head and proved me wrong. fucking though, im a catcher not a pitcher-a guy or a girl either one with their legs spread doesnt make me hard. only times fucking a girls ever worked was 3 ways with the same guy and girl and i was getting fucked at the time and she did all the work in the front, and theres been a few times with a lesbian with a 2 headed dildo... im strictly gay. those were times where women just happened to know how to turn on a gay guy, me turning a women on i havent got a clue.
profanitys a closet case. 3 years theres only been 2 times he has ever said anything that MIGHT make me think he was at all attracted to women, once talking about porno, and his post about maybe we could have a 3some. 1st time i flirted with him i made a comment about dropping the soap on the imbb and he said he drops the soap all the time, and when we kept posting he got embaressed and tried to pretend he didnt know what dropping the soap meant then made a post that no gay guys listen to metal they only listen to pop music and Rui (Frodo) got pissed and started giveing him shit and he said that there are no gay guys on the imbb so i went on and said i was and alex999 is and open yer eyes nicholos is and quorthon and frodo-blablabla (and there were ALOT of bi guys there!) profanity got upset and said something personel im not going to repeat here. day after that one of the girls joked about me wanting to suck somebodys dick and i said yes and profanity asked me if they were tasty. since then ive gotten comments on everything you can imagine, but then he will get paranoid and go back to just posting thank you for the information. he's never said anything about what his preference is or denying it since that thread with rui and he ignores me if i ask him any questions about what his preferences are. everything about us haveing sex he's said in public, pm's he will say the greatest things to me, but it's only about how we feel about each other-not sex, then he'll switch back into denial mode. he wrote me the greatest pm's wednesday and told me he wouldnt be on until thursday afternoon and he has been avoiding me since-again. he reminds me of myself at that age (he will turn 20 in a couple weeks) just my opinion, but i dont think he is bi, i think he is gay and some people i wont name have made a big deal about him not being gay, so he does like i did at his age and flips back and forth from going with his feelings and being happy then thinking about it and not wanting to deal with it.
what ever he considers himself when he isnt avoiding me, he is the sweetest most considerate person ive ever known and i love him very much.
and i dont give a fuck if a couple of the redneck dorks dont like reading about it. im not going to hide my feelings because some sexually insecure morons think them bitching about it will help make them feel more manly. you dont like reading put me on ignore and you wont have to you fucking retards
MRBEAST said:i might suck dick but im not sticking my tongue in any snatch or ass crack and i aint even gonna kiss you if you have shit breath!
ive been with women a few times-a very few times! it was never planned or my choice but sometimes its easier just to show a limp weinie than try to convince a hoe that she doesnt turn me on, so theres been a few times ive had girls knew where to stick their fingers when they gave me head and proved me wrong. fucking though, im a catcher not a pitcher-a guy or a girl either one with their legs spread doesnt make me hard. only times fucking a girls ever worked was 3 ways with the same guy and girl and i was getting fucked at the time and she did all the work in the front, and theres been a few times with a lesbian with a 2 headed dildo... im strictly gay. those were times where women just happened to know how to turn on a gay guy, me turning a women on i havent got a clue.
profanitys a closet case. 3 years theres only been 2 times he has ever said anything that MIGHT make me think he was at all attracted to women, once talking about porno, and his post about maybe we could have a 3some. 1st time i flirted with him i made a comment about dropping the soap on the imbb and he said he drops the soap all the time, and when we kept posting he got embaressed and tried to pretend he didnt know what dropping the soap meant then made a post that no gay guys listen to metal they only listen to pop music and Rui (Frodo) got pissed and started giveing him shit and he said that there are no gay guys on the imbb so i went on and said i was and alex999 is and open yer eyes nicholos is and quorthon and frodo-blablabla (and there were ALOT of bi guys there!) profanity got upset and said something personel im not going to repeat here. day after that one of the girls joked about me wanting to suck somebodys dick and i said yes and profanity asked me if they were tasty. since then ive gotten comments on everything you can imagine, but then he will get paranoid and go back to just posting thank you for the information. he's never said anything about what his preference is or denying it since that thread with rui and he ignores me if i ask him any questions about what his preferences are. everything about us haveing sex he's said in public, pm's he will say the greatest things to me, but it's only about how we feel about each other-not sex, then he'll switch back into denial mode. he wrote me the greatest pm's wednesday and told me he wouldnt be on until thursday afternoon and he has been avoiding me since-again. he reminds me of myself at that age (he will turn 20 in a couple weeks) just my opinion, but i dont think he is bi, i think he is gay and some people i wont name have made a big deal about him not being gay, so he does like i did at his age and flips back and forth from going with his feelings and being happy then thinking about it and not wanting to deal with it.
what ever he considers himself when he isnt avoiding me, he is the sweetest most considerate person ive ever known and i love him very much.
and i dont give a fuck if a couple of the redneck dorks dont like reading about it. im not going to hide my feelings because some sexually insecure morons think them bitching about it will help make them feel more manly. you dont like reading put me on ignore and you wont have to you fucking retards[/QUOTE
HELLO?!
Its me,YOUR FRIEND!
Who doesn't give a shit WHO YOU poke in the end!Or who's ever
rear end!
Do you feel better now that you got to vent?!
Geesh!I know you don't like females in a sexual way.
I was refering to a real cat,as in a feline with you!
And with xenophobe,I was refering to astrology!
Duh!
Who pissed in your fruit loops this morning?!
And to think I was going to tell you about my gay buddy Scott!
He's gorgeous!And into dirty old men like your self.
Besides that?!
You missed my BIRTHDAY the day before yesterday!
And to think I was going to bake you a cake for yours!
Potpossum said:HELLO?!
Its me,YOUR FRIEND!
Who doesn't give a shit WHO YOU poke in the end!Or who's ever
rear end!
Do you feel better now that you got to vent?!
Geesh!I know you don't like females in a sexual way.
I was refering to a real cat,as in a feline with you!
And with xenophobe,I was refering to astrology!
Duh!
Who pissed in your fruit loops this morning?!
And to think I was going to tell you about my gay buddy Scott!
He's gorgeous!And into dirty old men like your self.
Besides that?!
You missed my BIRTHDAY the day before yesterday!
And to think I was going to bake you a cake for yours!
i was trying to avoid merlock being missing cuz im depressed already.
that last paragraph wasnt for you, a couple of the guys here are giveing me shit about posting gay stuff to profanity so that was for them.
i told ya i never did work out the date for your birthday, sorry i missed it, i didnt know or i would have said something and i would bake a cake for you at the very least-hope you had fun
MRBEAST said:
you can stick your wee wee in whatever you want. Just keep it away from my bum!!! I don't care what you are into, haveth fun. I'm not a redneck.
nataservant said:
youve been pretty cool, and im not offended by the people that joked about it, but ive gotten a couple pm's saying i shouldnt post that stuff hear and short rude remarks with the rep, and the positive rep that says keep it to yrslf plz and isnt signed i have no clue what its about, then gregadeath posted shit on BD's jason x thread about how us fudgepackers are gaying up all the threads and disgusting everyone, and because i thought it was about the same stuff when lady of bodom said this is gay and lieing and i took it serious when it wasnt and gave her crap for it, so she felt bad and apologised and i felt bad for giveing her shit for a joke...
then wednesday i got pm's from profanity and he said he'd be late tomorrow and he hasnt talked to me since and doesnt reply to my pm's and acts like he doesnt even see me here and i have no clue as to why except maybe he was getting shit-and it's just like him to quit saying anything except "thank you for that information" if he gets to much crap...
and you wouldnt have gotten so much crap on this thread except i was starting to get annoyed and im obviously not the quiet type.
AND it isnt just about me and saying gay shit. there are a couple people who made a point to make the IMBBers not feel welcome here and theyre wasnt much other interaction, so most everyone has switched to the maiden forum here. but those of us that are still here nobody will ever be able to chase off, and a couple of us are people it isnt a good idea to piss off...
MOST of the people here have been really cool and friendly-includeing you.
but the couple who havent been im done being quiet or nice about it.
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