where can i get some mental floss

I hear they sell some at bible stores, but it leaves behind positive feelings toward jesus, and that's a very bad thing. Some other varieties my have less harmful side effects.
 
hahahaha
I write pretty good smashed. However, I wasn't drunk when I wrote that.
I was poking fun. mayhaps I'll get blasted and write an essay on how bad my grammer is. Then post it so everyone can see.