Where the fuck are all the normal teenagers?!?

[Reign in Acai]

I walk in to the local sandwich shop and am simply dumbstruck by the ridiculous appearance of the hell spawn around me. At the table to my right sits a corpulent caballero dawning an Affliction shirt and an LA Dodgers baseball cap which is positioned on the crown of his head. Did the yid lid replace the side tilt? To my left, standing behind his lovely wholesome middle aged Filipino mother stands a 14 yr old, wearing mighty tighties, a superman baseball cap (also positioned on his crown), and a faux gold necklace that has more shine than six negars smiling cheek to cheek. Where did all the normal youths of America wonder off to? The one's who preferred to go play a game of street football, as opposed to flailing down the blvd doing kick flips, as their prepubescent nuts clung to their thighs like Krigloch the Furious after a "dip". This phenomena could be avoidable, if it weren't for the fact that they have now infested the more popular metal shows in town. I don't even wish to touch what I seen at At the Gates last week.

A generation raised by single mothers.

 

[Johanna]

Complaining about "kids today" is a sure sign you are getting old.

 

[swizzlenuts]

maybe you're the abnormal one!

 

[Necromunchkin]

Christ. A body fucks off for a spell, comes back, and the bitchfest is still going on. Glad to see nothing's changed. :Smug:

Cheers.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Jim, where the fuck you been?!?!


I don't mean to insult everyone's little brothers and sisters here, but this is typical of the blvd at 3:00pm M-F.

Back in my day, when I had to walk through the snowy barrio 4 miles each way to get to school, there were teenagers who showed humility!!!

 

[Necromunchkin]

Oh you know, out and about, removing myself from the intrawebz for a bit, fighting with family, seeing if I could coax my liver back home when it ran away due to severe abuse. The usual.

 

[Reign in Acai]

seeing if I could coax my liver back home when it ran away due to severe abuse.

Is this a funnay?!?! If not, I do hope everything's alright with ye medically matey.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Yeah, it's a funny. I'm physically sound, actually in better shape than I've been in about two years. I just kinda got into a bit of habitual drinking due to stress and the like. On top of drinking for fun. I just take it a wee bit slower lately.

 

[AsModEe]

man, did you see those 2 douchebags on RiA's photos.... jesus fuck.

 

[Reign in Acai]

man, did you see those 2 douchebags on RiA's photos.... jesus fuck.

And where the hell have you been bro?


Teens = Thread Views

 

[Mormagil]

Squeaky wheel gets the grease.

 

[Ars Magna]

Fuck the two douchebags, bring me the women. I don't care that they are vapid cunts. After I've filled their anal cavities with hate paste I'll never see them again, anyway.

The worst thing about loathing teens today is having two children that will be that age before I know it (currently 3 and 6).

 

[AsModEe]

And where the hell have you been bro?


Teens = Thread Views

nowhere really. I got a brand new computer in May and, having lost my UM password and all, was too lazy to come back.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

All the normal teenagers are either grown up or dead.

 

[Divine Victim]

Prime totty though!

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

All the normal teenagers are either grown up or dead.

truth. So I'm old too? I hate the kids of today, I've hated them since I was about 10 years old. :zombie:

 

[Necromunchkin]

Yes, you're old. Welcome to the club.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Let's go get a drink then!

OR

Geet offa mah dirt faaarrrrmmm

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Complaining about "kids today" is a sure sign you are getting old.

my thoughts exactly. and yet jerry, don't you remember thinking everybody around you was a dumbass even when you were in high school yourself? if not you're lucky; i'm sure everyone else here did. it's not like teenagers being obnoxious is a new phenomenon...