My vote is for horses. They have enormous eyeballs and unless they are grazing in a field of dandelions or asleep, they have a crazed look about them. I believe firmly that the horse is the most satanic of all God's creatures and people are wasting their time with four-horned goats (often Jacob sheep, cop-out!), chupacabras and jackals/hyenas.
Pigs are a close second, but even Hogzilla gone feral-cannibalistic does not look as scary as a panicked horse. Even a benign whinny is an unholy abomination to the eardrums, and the fact that man and horse have come to be co-dependent (no Mr. Hands jokes please) adds to my distrust of them. Many would argue they are gentle herbivores, but one well-placed kick and we are all dead.
Pigs are a close second, but even Hogzilla gone feral-cannibalistic does not look as scary as a panicked horse. Even a benign whinny is an unholy abomination to the eardrums, and the fact that man and horse have come to be co-dependent (no Mr. Hands jokes please) adds to my distrust of them. Many would argue they are gentle herbivores, but one well-placed kick and we are all dead.
