Which fuckin' celebrity would you love to butcher?

Fred Durst, EMINEM, and KID ROCK. Id put them all in a room and beat their knee caps in with a bat then leave them their to slowly die, but not before slowly filling the room with 6 inches of water and bloodsucking leeches. Then they wouldnt drown but would slowly bleed to death and in pain. :) :) :) :) Oh yeah I feel better now.
 
I'd give Fred Durst a shotgun facelift
Ben Affleck with my bare hands
Usher with a chainsaw
and 50 Cent with an ak47 because he's made his living by acting like a "gangsta" and so it's only right that he gets to die like one
wow...I killed 4 people in my first post, what a way to start off.
 
How about you kids stop pretending to be macho and start actually doing something?

I don't expect you to actually off celebrities, I don't expect any one of you to have what it takes to go through with that, but you could do other constructive things. Like joining the local knitting club. Or jerk off hobos.

Wankers.
 
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Justin Beiber

i'll actually read this thread tomorrow