who got WAY too drunk on New Years Eve?

well, yeah.

did i give a fuck? no.

did i pay for it? yes.

will i do it again? yes.

does my brain hate me? no.

does my liver hate me? no, it is thanking me.

alcohol and my metabolism are infrequent but passionate lovers who fuck the shit out of each other when the time and the moon is right. everything/everyone else can fuck off!
 
I blacked out after we ran out of fireworks... apparently the rest of the explosions that night came out of my mouth and into the toilet. I remember waking up in my bathroom with a green Tshirt on that had a mushroom from mario and said "1-up" ...
 
I had dinner with a friend's family and the father has a 60 onces bottle of Johnnie Walker Black Label, which I really like, and he kept pouring me glasses of it all night... I was more than a little happy. Then we headed back to the old house to go in the spa, drink good local beers and talk until the wee hours of the morning. Pretty good night although not as drunk as I could have been.