who is melinda?

[synergy]

Melinda lives with the mole people. She comes out every 4 years on October 16 to take part in the ritualistic "Ferret Orgy". At least thats the legend.

 

[MasterOLightning]

SecretFace, you're joking, right? My god, I guess we didn't get rid of all the idiots when O-T closed.

 

[Fervisson]

Yes, she popularised such albums as 'Morningfries', 'My Arms, Your Hamburger,' and 'Still Pie'.

Don't forget some the new albums, Saltwater Tarts and Hamandincense.

Ok that last one was terrible.

 

[ffanatic]

In the future, please use the search function

 

[SecretFace]

no i'm not joking omgz

 

[Judas Pissed]

Then here you go: http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/search.php?

 

[TheFourthHorseman]

Then here you go: http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/search.php?

Sorry but she's just screwing you sideways.

 

[GreatPhoenix]

Melinda's the bitch that took it in the ass then got hung... and I don't mean like yo daddy got hung down yo throat neither, son. Hells yah! Snoogans!

 

[Staffan]

Hhahaha this thread