Who is Melinda?

[Jim LotFP]

... I was told that Melinda is actually the Loch Ness Monster, during the time he was traveling to and from London being Jack the Ripper.

Anyone else think this?

 

[R.I.P.2]

Yes..

 

[jester00]

melinda is mikael's gimp

 

[Jim LotFP]

Yes..

Yeah! Yeah! And then the townspeople somewhere in Scotland attacked the main Still Life character and Melinda they were killed for the blasphemous man-Plesiosaur relations!

YES!

I HAVE SOLVED THE ALBUM!

 

[DemonOfTheFall]

check out this thread: http://64.157.176.134/forum/showthread.php?threadid=78022

 

[Heliologue]

uh-oh captain, looks like we have a glitch in the aft sarcasm receptors.

 

[Jim LotFP]

check out this thread: http://64.157.176.134/forum/showthr...?threadid=78022

There's no dinosaur or dead prostitutes in that one. Obviously erroneous.

 

[Staffan]

check out this thread: http://64.157.176.134/forum/showthr...?threadid=78022

I'm sorry but

 

[DemonOfTheFall]

originally posted by Lakestream
I bet we'll get a "Who is Melinda?" soon, too

pardon me, :cough: assholes :cough:

.... now where's that middle finger smilie when you need it??

 

[Kaberonie]

Serenity Painted Death
Face of Melinda
The Moor

I can't remember now, but I remember him singing something that also sounded like "Belinda"
?

 

[Jim LotFP]

Serenity Painted Death
Face of Melinda
The Moor

I can't remember now, but I remember him singing something that also sounded like "Belinda"
?

Carlisle!

THE GO GOs WERE ALL THE LOCH NESS MONSTER AND KILLED PROSTITUTES IN 1890s LONDON WITH SURGICAL PRECISION!!

OMG! OMG! OMG!

 

[leafblower]

I always thought about how lame all of Still Life would have been if Melinda's name was changed to Belinda.

Such a little change would make such a big difference.

 

[Kaberonie]

Carlisle!

THE GO GOs WERE ALL THE LOCH NESS MONSTER AND KILLED PROSTITUTES IN 1890s LONDON WITH SURGICAL PRECISION!!

OMG! OMG! OMG!

what the fuck?

 

[BigFakeSmile]

this album sorta reminds me of the last temptation of christ. except in that, mary actually is a prostitute, and jesus is tormented because his obligation to god kept him from love with her. however, like the main character from still life, jesus is a determined outcast, and ends up executed in the end.

hey, did any of you guys read the dune books? those are rad.

 

[Protected Witness]

She's the one that does the cough on "The Moor."

 

[Static]

Oh-no captain Jim, you forgot the funny.

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

Melinda is actually Mikeals love name for peter.

 

[Gleemonex]

Jim, you nut

The Loch Ness could never have been Jack the Ripper, for the Loch Ness was female. Besides, a reeal scottish monster wouldn't attack the prostitutes! it would attack all the british 'wankers'
Jack the Ripper was really a leprechaun

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

You live in Iceland...HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Gleemonex]

You live in Iceland...HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yes, me and all the penguins have built a 3-story snowhouse, wanna come over for a cup of tea?