After atleast six years of standing stalwart against the big phramaceutical scam which is the influenza vaccination, I caved. The powers that be were not thrilled that their coffers were not being filled to the brim with gold brought in by a sensationalized scare tactic shot that would cure all the world's maladies. "A shot for one, and a shot for all." Low turnouts for free vaccines at the work place, (roughly 75%) didnt satisfy their greed. The ante was upped, and all those free thinkers who didnt bleat like sheep, and anecdotally educated themselves on what this mummer's farce was were given a nice alternative. Wearing a mask like a Chinese tourist and a scarlet letter pinned to their lapel. Here I sit, with a throbbing headache, muscles sorer than Tanner Mayes sphincter after an all night coke binge.