Hmmm, we can start with costa rica, they have no army we can easily overthrow their government with 5,000 crazy bastards on the internet. From there we can take panama and their canal. The will be a nice place to get a start. WE should probley forge and alleance with North Korea and China as well, they got plenty of people so we can have some nice human wave attacks, those are always fun to watch. Gimme the microasianan islands and a bunch of hot bitches to fuck and im in.
Edit: after the war i also want a fleet of vikings with dragon ships, and fill New zealand up full of poor people we can hunt when we get bored