Who wants to make sweet sweet love to me???

[FretsAflame]

I'm not important enough for the poll? I hope you get the clap. :Spin:

how would I get the clap??? I'm still a virgin dammit - if my first time is with some bitch with the clap I'm gonna be so pissed off.

 

[PiNkMaGGiT]

Okay... I'm bored - so here's another joke poll


if this turns out to be unfunny here's a disclaimer...


"i'm bored and tired - please leave me alone"



enjoy!

Honestly... Don't you have anything better to do than be on a message board 24/7. I don't know, go all out and forge some relationships or something. I know it may sound a little crazy at first but you should try and find something a little more constructive to do with your time.

Hate to sound preachy and "on my high horse" but this shit has really been bothering me of late and you're the unlucky one to cop it

 

[MajestikMøøse]

we're college students on break, we have nothing to do but sit around and wank on our guitars and wank on our wangs.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

i voted for guerrila

maybe the "cowgirl ride" will be more enjoyable for him eh, Stevia gal?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

*upon finding out that she is one of the candidates for making sweet, sweet sodomite love to FretsAFlame, our heroine runs far, far away*

I'm trying to DENY my sinful and unholy urges, thank you very much :Spin:

 

[PiNkMaGGiT]

Honestly... Don't you have anything better to do than be on a message board 24/7. I don't know, go all out and forge some relationships or something. I know it may sound a little crazy at first but you should try and find something a little more constructive to do with your time.

Hate to sound preachy and "on my high horse" but this shit has really been bothering me of late and you're the unlucky one to cop it

Heh I was really on the rag when I posted this. Culmination of frustration at having to start work soon and being pissed at my bitch :Smug:

Alas I too am a uni student on a break, but I still have better things to do with my time. Like molester children.

 

[perfecterror]

i picked guerrilla but if i didn't have a bf, i would have corrupted, i mean made sweet sweet love to you frets...haha

 

[FretsAflame]

@ everybody - this thread is a good old time

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

its a naughty time

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

*upon finding out that she is one of the candidates for making sweet, sweet sodomite love to FretsAFlame, our heroine runs far, far away*

I'm trying to DENY my sinful and unholy urges, thank you very much :Spin:

ah yes, so she admits to having an urge to sodomize frets...

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

*upon finding out that she is one of the candidates for making sweet, sweet sodomite love to FretsAFlame, our heroine runs far, far away*

I'm trying to DENY my sinful and unholy urges, thank you very much :Spin:

how bout a hotdog?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

or you can temporarily get rid of your unholy urges with a porno, like life in the fat lane

 

[ms. anthrope]

it could also mean "go to jail OR be murdered by your significant other time."

 

[FretsAflame]

it could also mean "go to jail OR be murdered by your significant other time."

hahahaha for you?

 

[FretsAflame]

Bah - i'm close enough to 18 for any judge in the land to throw out 'rape' and 'molestation' and 'pedophilia' charges against you, all you have to worry about is this '' significant other '' - who would probably murder me first.


Ya know, unless I told him you raped me ...

 

[FretsAflame]

Honestly... Don't you have anything better to do than be on a message board 24/7. I don't know, go all out and forge some relationships or something. I know it may sound a little crazy at first but you should try and find something a little more constructive to do with your time.

Hate to sound preachy and "on my high horse" but this shit has really been bothering me of late and you're the unlucky one to cop it

Yeah - and stay off your high horse - I only ever spend 10 minutes at a time on this board - and then I get off for like 6 hours or longer.

Pick on somebody else dammit!!!

plus i'm on break from college so leave me be!

it's all good, you probably just had a bad day or something

 

[ms. anthrope]

Bah - i'm close enough to 18 for any judge in the land to throw out 'rape' and 'molestation' and 'pedophilia' charges against you, all you have to worry about is this '' significant other '' - who would probably murder me first.


Ya know, unless I told him you raped me ...

holy shit - LMAO!!!

 

[FretsAflame]

hahahahahahahaha


merry christmas - spread the laughter

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

ah yes, so she admits to having an urge to sodomize frets...

Well, I did spend 5 years in a Catholic school, afterall...

 

[HemiGTX]

we're college students on break, we have nothing to do but sit around and wank on our guitars and wank on our wangs.

I have a better idea....why don't you go make sweet, passionate man love to Frets?

(still remembering....."you are an idiot" X 200.)