Who wants to make sweet sweet love to me???

[FretsAflame]

I have a better idea....why don't you go make sweet, passionate man love to Frets?

(still remembering....."you are an idiot" X 200.)

better yet - how about i make sweet sweet love to his sister.

 

[FretsAflame]

Well, I did spend 5 years in a Catholic school, afterall...

you are very close to winning.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

*hides*

 

[FretsAflame]

bah - hide if you want. Yet you cannot truly escape my novelty-sized penis

 

[FretsAflame]

it could also mean "go to jail OR be murdered by your significant other time."

speaking of that - (and perhaps beating a dead horse... by horse i mean this joke and by beating i mean over-joking the damn joke)...

If your 'significant other' doesn't want to spend new years with you why shouldn't you be able to go get it on with some strapping young lad who has no idea how to please you?

 

[FretsAflame]

bump - skeeter you whorebox

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

bah - hide if you want. Yet you cannot truly escape my novelty-sized penis

By novelty-sized, do you mean like novelty toys? Like the things that you can get out of cereal boxes?

 

[FretsAflame]

By novelty-sized, do you mean like novelty toys? Like the things that you can get out of cereal boxes?

no - saying something is "novelty sized" would imply "wackily big"

ex: clown shoes are novelty sized.

novelty - wackily large.

basically im saying my tallywhacker is over a foot long.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Well, I did spend 5 years in a Catholic school, afterall...

you hear that frets?, she's going to get you with a strapon!

 

[FretsAflame]

you hear that frets?, she's going to get you with a strapon!

not if i stuff it in her mouth and strap it to her head so that it's stuck in there first.


seriously, if a woman ever came at me with a strap on i think that's what i'd do.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

heyyyyy

who voted for me ???

 

[ms. anthrope]

you say it's "novelty-sized," but what good is that if you don't know how to use it???

!

 

[FretsAflame]

you say it's "novelty-sized," but what good is that if you don't know how to use it???

!

hey.... keep this on the d.l.

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i'm lying *shhhhhhhhh* ...

 

[NapalmForLunch]

Rambump