WHY are there no Disney Vikings?

[Fullangr]

Any ideas?

I think this is a criminal oversight by Disney personally. I say we make our own if Disney are going to be snobby about Vikings...

Who's with me?

 

[*Mika*]

Any ideas?

I think this is a criminal oversight by Disney personally. I say we make our own if Disney are going to be snobby about Vikings...

Who's with me?

Aye!
We could always remodel Hagar

 

[Fullangr]

Or send Thraxas off to the art department!

That way we get a fairly accurate viking AND we get rid of Thraxas

 

[Thraxas]

You won't get rid of me that easily. I have a lifelong hatred of all things Disney. I say we kill the mouse and nail it to the front of the longboat.

 

[Fullangr]

You won't get rid of me that easily. I have a lifelong hatred of all things Disney. I say we kill the mouse and nail it to the front of the longboat.

"And today on Jeremy Kyle, Disney ruined my life! Tales from the Bitter and Twisted!"

 

[Katie'Force]

hahaha i'm with Thraxas, i worked for the disney store for three years *goes to cower in a corner*

 

[ingrid]

well at least a dutch children show made a song about eric the viking

 

[MadMeg]

Because raping and pillaging isn't particularly Disney?

Although they did manage to romanticize piracy...which is essentially the same thing...

 

[*Mika*]

But Dutch kids aren't Disney, so doesn't count
I think the closest I've found is Asterix, but definitly no Disney , yeah they always go for the romantic side *except Bambi, oops I shot your mum), frankly I'd go watch a film of theirs if it involves plundering villages with axes.
OOH and making the word 'superfluous' used in everyday conversation

 

[Thraxas]

hahaha i'm with Thraxas, i worked for the disney store for three years *goes to cower in a corner*

Wow, I think that would've sent me over the edge! The only reason I have to hate them is the unutterable shitness of everything they've ever created, but that's more than reason enough for me.

 

[Katie'Force]

see i love their movies, but as a company? oh they need some serious burning and pillaging, i think that should be our next quest after the war against clarkson and greenpeace, to make disney create vikings and stop making so many damn shit sequels!!!!!!!!!

 

[Thraxas]

Any quest involving burning and pillaging any part of the Disney corporation gets my vote.

 

[*Mika*]

Anything involving fire....I'm there or usually the one whose started it

 

[genocide roach]

what about an entire norway pavilion at epcot? complete with a ride (in longships) and whatnot

i'm actually going out there next week. i shall provide proof disney does vikings
~gR~

 

[*Mika*]

They better be good vikings, I don't see any other way out of the burning otherwise!

 

[Fullangr]

I still say we hand Thraxas over to the art department

 

[Thraxas]

Bring it on - I'll destroy the bastards in no time flat.

 

[Fullangr]

*forcibly "donates" Thraxas to the Disney Art Dept*

[Genie]

No sustitutions, exchanges or refunds!

[/Genie]

 

[Thraxas]

*destroys every last vestige of the Disney Art Dept with axe, sword, flame and homebrew*

YES!!! No more Disney!

 

[*Mika*]

Does/did pixar escape this fate?
Nemo is far too good to be burned or boiled.

'S-cup-pay!, funny it looks just like escape'