Why are women so fucking cruel and evil?

I have woman problems every day. Especially when I look in the mirror. I hope you guys can help me with that :Smug:
 
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It's supposed to be whiny. In fact, I'm only here to whine what the hell ;)
Judas Priest sucks :p