why are emofags so fucking skinny!??!!?

[NAD]

look, i was a skinny motherfucker in high school but these dudes HUMAN STICKS.

band practice was at a rehearsal joint last night, and next to us was some emo band. one of the dudes was about 12" wide, built like an 8 year old girl. when i go to guitar center i see these freaks all the time, prior to this emo craze i've never seen dudes that tiny!

WTF.

 

[climb the hill]

I want to shove a rod up their anus and cook them over an open flame. No flesh is as tender, as emo flesh.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I want to shove a rod up their anus and cook them over an open flame. No flesh is as tender, as emo flesh.

Almost sig worthy.

 

[Demilich]

Guess when it got popular they finally got the urge to come out of mom's basement!

 

[cthulufhtagn]

the singer for the agony scene is kinda pudgy, he looked like a cabbage patch kid with an emo haircut

 

[NAD]

Guess when it got popular they finally got the urge to come out of mom's basement!

seriously, that was my only explanation!!!

look, i weighed about 140 lbs. when i started high school, and i'm 5'11. that was RAIL skinny. i highly doubt these dudes break the 100 lb. mark WTF.

 

[Demilich]

lol dude i weighed i think 160 when i went in to high school and now i'm about 215, but i'm not even fat, i'm so goddamn tall that i can get away with it!

 

[lurch70]

cause most of them are also vegetarians / vegans ... not healthy when your body is still developing.

 

[Demilich]

a lot of black metal kids are skinny too aren't they? like.. the mallgoth kind?

 

[NAD]

cause most of them are also vegetarians / vegans ... not healthy when your body is still developing.

huh, didn't think of that.

this isn't like creepy skinny guy skinny, the dudes i'm talking about are literally have twigs for bones. they look extremely underdeveloped but are approaching their 20s. <-- this smiley rules.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

the two emos at our house (chrome's sister and her friend) are actually kinda portly. from too many vegan brownies and cookies. oreos are vegan >_>

 

[climb the hill]

 

[climb the hill]

Muwahaha this guy is a cunt. I hope he dies of malnutrition.

 

[NAD]

i don't get shit like that. i have friends that are vegan, they don't go around flaunting it. the only time people know is when they say "hey man, want a bite of my raw t-bone?" and they say "no thanks, i'm pretty vegan, dude."

 

[Demonspell]

I agree that being a militant vegan makes no sense, but neither does being disgusted by animal harvesting and slaughtering and continuing to have meat for dinner every day...ah what the fuck, long live the unrepentant carnivore.

 

[Night Mare]

I will probably go vegetarian when I move out, half because I am fucking lazy, and also because I think I am going to need all the karma I can get. I won't be all "fashion vegetarian" though, just "cut down on the kebabs" vegetarian, have to start getting used to Felafels.

 

[Hamock]

leave erik alone !!!!!!!

 

[E-bortion]

I will probably go vegetarian when I move out, half because I am fucking lazy, and also because I think I am going to need all the karma I can get. I won't be all "fashion vegetarian" though, just "cut down on the kebabs" vegetarian, have to start getting used to Felafels.

Fuck you and your ways. Meat rules your puny sack.

 

[Night Mare]

Fuck you and your ways. Meat rules your puny sack.

Eat meat. Drink beer. Beat chest. Burp. Watch football. Eat more meat. Burp Repeat.

Not that there is anything wrong with beer.

 

[NAD]

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sorry.